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Today Is The Day
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Today I'm sad. I'm so mad,I got my beret knocked off my head. After he wrote this, a few days later. This was on his gravestone. "Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch." Today Is The Day is back again hitting you
with the rhythm stick of ill repute with both guns blazing with newest and
final release from Relapse records. It's 34 minutes of relentless,
screeching, nails on a chalkboard, blast beat inspired lunacy that blazes
like a swarm of locusts high on Viagra. It's more feral teeth gnashing
ferocity from that lunatic asylum that put out last years Sadness Will
Prevail. Only this time, instead of using the tightly wound up "I'm in a
small room alone and I want to kill you" soundtrack landscape stylings of
Sadness Will Prevail and Temple Of The Morning Star, Today Is The Day uses
a more straightforward stripped-down approach to hit you head-on. It's not
a pretty picture after the medics show up. So on that note, I'm outta here.
And remember folks, the grass looks greener on the other side, but when
you get there, it's artificial turf. See ya. |
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Today is a sad day for humanity. (Drum roll
please.) The lead singer of that indie boy toy band Little Boy Sunshine is
not happy today and he has called upon us, the music scene, to cry a river
of blood and tears on his behalf, please, because I'm at a loss of words and
don't know what to say. I'm completely flabbergasted at this horrible
injustice done to this poor, disfranchised poster child for birth control.
What has happened to him, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Someone knocked
his beret off his head. It's seems alterna-rock diva boy with the PBS
back
patch and the Sonic Youth too- tight tee got it slapped right off
the top of his head off by the lead singer of the newest kingpins of the
hardcore/metal scene, abruptly named...Cuntpuncher. (It's an all
girl group, stop crying and put away your life-size Le Tigre blowup dolls
away, will you.). And while your at it, send that poor boy some flowers,
I'm going to miss him. But, what will Little Boy Sunshine do now, how will
he fight against the intolerable odds against him now? Will he take a
stand and fight in behalf of the Morrissey fan club and wining about being
human and needs to be loved? Will he stop trying to to be Mr. Clever Guy
to the wrong people at after hour parties? Or will he start listening to
the Stooges and hate metal and be a bigger musical snob than he already
is? No, he will go home and write about it in his day to day blogonline so people can see what a pussy he really
is. It reads this.