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Mistress 2 |
 A punishing sludgefest of epic proportions. What more can I say? Waves of
early 80's punk influenced mayhem does a head on with misanthropic sludge
metal doom riffage in a rag tag race, clawing and stabbing all the way to
the finish line. And who wins? Neither. Do you know why? They decide to
team up to together to pound over you with 9 pound hammers screaming "Were
is the money, Mr.Lebowski ?" That's what they decided to do.
Unfortunately, there is no money to be found, and they have to kill you,
(much to your disapproval) with those same blunt hammers they came in
with. Sucks to be you. At least we have this CD to remember you by. Now,
I'm going to stand over your grave and jerk off while I listen to it. How
does that sound for fun? Pounding reckless oblivion for those who want
their metal delivered to them with the power of a hijacked Sherman tank
run amok in a shopping mall. So on that note, put on your seatbelts and
let's go for a ride on this Mistress, and remember to keep your fingers
above the sheets, because we only clean them once a week.______________________________________________________ |
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-Greg Dellaria |