 June, 03 |
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 ...this 85 lb, 5 foot ball of drunken heat lightning really is capable of all the destruction he plans on committing in the name of rock and fucking roll...(more) |
 ...You want resurrection- insurrection, even- then you got it, baby...(more) |
 ...the Pacific Northwest always did have a sleazy underbelly of kill-for-thrills razor rockers...(more) |
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 ...You'd think they were fuckin' Thin Lizzy or something...(more) |
 ...Slayer rocked too, ya know, before they got fat...(more) |
 ...I wanna ride the eagle, too. We all wanna Ride the Eagle. And Hellvis is gonna show you how...(more) |
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 ...top flight retro-60's shaker makers who just happen to sound exactly like a psychedelic Monster Magnet...(more) |
 ...I can pretty much guarantee that you've never heard anything like it, unless run band class at the local nuthouse...(more) |
 ...a swirling bacchanal of violent, stuttering noise...(more) |
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 ...They musta crawled out the muck like slit-eyed lizards when no one was looking...(more) |
 ...an acid boogie group grope slathered in BBQ sauce...(more) |
 ..nothing succeeds better than well-placed bravado...(more) |
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