This might just be one of the best rock n’ roll records of ALL TIME.

Forget album of the year. It’s got that wrapped up by a mile. No, Priestess is making rock n’ roll history with the release of Hello Master. Listen, man, I know what you’re going to say, and yes, I’ve heard Back in Black and Electric Warrior and Led Zeppelin and Ace of Spades and By the Grace of God and all the rest of ‘em. I’m telling you right now that Hello Master is just as good as those records. It’s an uncompromising, thunderous, almighty, classic ROCK record with some of the sickest riffs and amazing melodies I’ve ever heard.

What is it we always say? This record is better than teenage pussy? Well, it is, my friends, and I choose Hello Master over teenage pussy, which means my girlfriend will be lonely for awhile, but I’ll be getting off every day with Priestess. So, in case I haven’t made it clear…