THE HOT ROLLERS
Got Your Number
Sweaty Betty

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Crush-worthy Seattle skirts The Hot Rollers not only present us with the best sex/butcher shop themed record cover since Cannibal Corpse here, but they’re also so goddamn charming, it’s almost evil. They’re sound is primitive-but-melodic garage punk, heavy on the wavering bad-girl vox of Lori Campion and the mastodon stomp of her rhythm section (Kristin Ballweg on bass/Farfisa, Heidi Jessup on drums), with lotsa hot rod rumble guitars and girl-group back-up yelps. Lucky for us, the Rollers aren’t hardcore no-fi fascists, so the sound is crisp and warm and livable, and the songs are fun and snotty, sorta like the Donnas-gone-retro. I mean, even more retro than they are already. Opener “You Don’t Do It” is the brashest and boldest kiss-off on deck, but “Got Your Number” and the fur-flying “Ice Princess” are almost as mean, and you really gotta hand it to ‘em for beating the boozy piano man outta Billy Joel on their riotous cover of “You May Be Right”. Word has it there’s an even dizzier re-do in hidden-track land, but that’s for me to know and you to find out, really. At any rate, if you like girls, than believe me, you will like the Hot Rollers. That’s pretty simple, man. _______________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder