RICHARD HELL
Spurts: The Richard Hell Story
Rhino

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This is not the first Richard Hell comp I’ve ever reviewed, and it probably won’t be the last. Seems like every couple years, the gods of rock n’ roll really want me to fuckin’ LISTEN to that wretched Hell/Thurston Moore Dim Stars shit, as if this time around, it’s gonna sound like something more than self-indulgent East Village grandpa-punk crony-ism. Well, it does not, but at least this time, Hell himself has picked all the tracks, and explains, in the copious liner notes, why they deserve your ears. So you got that going for you. Also of note here are the two pre-Television tracks, the original-original versh of “Love Comes in Spurts” and “That’s All I Know (Right Now)” by the Neon Boys, circa 1974. Decent, pumping, garage-punkers both, with the prototype herky-jerk howling from a very young Hell. The comp quickly fast-forwards to the ripped t-shirt era that made him sorta-famous (“Chinese Rocks” from the Heartbreakers days, which he claims were his happiest, musically speaking, and eleven (!) Voidoids tracks, from both the ’77 and ’82 albums, including, of course, “Blank Generation” and the ‘classic’ version of “Spurts”. And then the friggin’ Dim Stars, this time with a bonus, lengthy, noisy take on T Rex’s “Rip Off”. Plus a live Television track, and a previously un-released solo song Hell did for a project based on a Dennis Cooper story. Toss in the Christgau intro and the Q&A bits peppered throughout the booklet, and you have a handy guide to what the dude-who-might-have-invented-punk has been up to for the past 30 years. As with any Hell-story lesson, it drags in spots, especially after the war’s already been won and the Kid with the Replaceable Head is merely dabbling in rock n’ roll, but the bloodthirsty teenage stuff still holds up nicely. So has his hair, by the way.

Punk rock nostalgia wobbles wearily along. _______________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder