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REVENGE OF THE PSYCHOTRONIC MAN |
RPM have been cutting moves
around Manchester for about 18 months I guess now, uniting a hardcore punk
DIY ethic that makes Steve Albini seem like some corporate
ass-munching cock swallower (they run their own That's Not Skanking
night, band swap gigs, and fanzine) with a tuneful speedcore punk sound
that howls hard back to Bad Religion but it's more eviscerating
corpses with New Bomb Turks buzzsaw bludgeoning than hypnotizing
chickens ya dig? Opening with 'here's one for you', a bestialized
mix of Turbonegro's 'Get It On' by way of the 'Mental
Beat' riff as tho Happy Hank were indulging in some frenzied pleasure
with a Mohammed Ali fist in time to Rancid's ska punk. Seasickness
inducing tempo changes like Dropkick Murphys on a fishing
trip...judging by the way these guys clamour and careen around a stage it
could well have been written as a result of them bouncing off rehearsal
room walls a la Westerberg as the tempo kinda slides into the next like
drunks at a bar rather than simply altering abruptly. 'alcohol is not a
drug (it's a drink)' (ahh the innocence of youth, eh?) has a riff like
some double dildo impaling both Alice Cooper's 'Poison' and
Slayer's 'South of Heaven' and will swill congealed in your
head and stick fast there like dried cum on a porn girls ass crack. Their
chaotic tho' always good-natured aggression is executed with a nice
precise psychotic aplomb and a sardonic wit - 'vuz lightyear' pokes
a vengeful fuck you finger at a well-known local promoter renowned for not
turning up to his own gigs never mind coughing up the cash;
self-explanatory fun-poking 'straight hedge' - that sees 'em slip
slightly into the alley for a quick toke with the Toy Dolls and
Half Man / Half Biscuit* but with the
quality of GoldBlade's pirouettes into the ska arcade. 'rita, sue
and bob' too takes the title from the film to rail at no-hopers,
non-doers, skivers, day-time TV termites ('you got no money, got no job,
got no fucking life').This good ol' boys personal recommendation would be 'wrong way morning', the central nervous system on this short burst of fresh air uniting the components of their tuneful, angry happy-angst in a merry beer hall jig. It's 'I had a feellliiiinnn' this morniiiing' tag sung Mick Jones style not unlike something that'd grace fellow Manc mayhemic maurauderers GoldBlade and DTX / Dog Toffee – a rallying call for the hyperactive anarchic punk disorder generation. That they share a similar pent-up passion, sense of fun and sense of the ridiculous whilst being entirely serious in their approach too is all the better and gets behind the beating heart of the oft-touted and rarely flouted 'punk' attitude missing in your California skate punkas. If you need further convincing I heard they have a
song called 'i'm so emo i cry when i wank'. 'Nuff said. |
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-Stu Gibson * Stu wins for "first Sleaze staffer to reference Half-Man/Half Biscuit", a much coveted honor. God bless 'im. Can a Frank and Walters name-drop be far behind? -Sleaze |