HONEY B & THE T-BONES
Terrifying Stories from T-Bone Town
Bluelight

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This one rumbled to life with a wicked slash of slide-guitar boogie and for a second there, I was gonna rail about all these skinny 20-something white boys around these days howlin’ mercy like Lightning Hopkins and Hound Dog Taylor, and you just KNOW these sweater wearing motherfuckers don’t know what the blues REALLY feel like, right? But then the muffled motorcycle vocals of Sister Honey B kicked in, and I started to feel a little better about this whole trip. And then when I learned that the T-Bones have been singing the blooze in Finland, of all places, for 23 fuckin’ years, I just gave in completely, because if you’ve done anything at all for 23 years straight, then baby, you most definitely have the blues. This is the 10th T-Bones album in twice as many years, and it sounds like it. The T-Bones are tight and instinctive, led by the snaky vibrato guit-box of Reverend Mckuloniemi and anchored by Honey’s mean, smoky vox. As the title suggests, “Terrifying Stories” is full of laments, testimonials, and the occasional voodoo curse, all of it bleeding freely in amber waves of fuzzy rhythms and heavy downtown blues. If ya dig Johnny Winter and Stevie Ray Vaughn, then this’ll really turn your hair white, but even the un-blue oughta get some raw, wild kicks outta this. Damn impressive. ________________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder