Neurotic Swingers
French Fries, Guillotines, and Love
Dead Beat

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The Swingers squelch out delirious, fevered, slabs of loose limbed and louche Punk'n'Roll from spots that are like the shells in the Alien films, unleashing and nurturing these beasts of beat until they become grimy subway scavengers, sustaining themselves on scraps pilfered from the putrefied remains of long gone heroes - The Clash, The Boys, Johnny Thunders, early DamnedThe Undertones (albeit a particularly virulent strain), Generation X and so on - and more recent short-lived stalwarts like The Yo-Yo's. The slippery, muddy sound is so in your face it's right between your eyes, ya bastid, like a mother fucker indeed. You can hear the strings scrape n scratch n sniff your girlfriends knickers, it's so biblious, bilious and brazen in its desire to berate your ears...like you've got your head stuck in a speaker cab while a lissom Les Paul lasciviously licks its way up your legs, but you don't know whether it's gonna kiss or bite. Stand-outs are the staggering, spasticated psychobilly soundtrack to falling about in Cuban heels or creepers (whatever your footwear fetish - mines both of em) of 'Speed Drinker', the Ramones / Thee Michelle Gun Elephant slam-dunking sprint of 'Party Killer', The Clash-tastic 'I'm Just Losing My Soul', 'Night Riders', and 'Straight' which, in slowing down the full throttle tilt a wee bit reminds me of Dead Beat labelmates the High Beams, it having more of a Dead Boys lurch and lech in the gutter spirit than the Boys type noisy blistered pop of 'Go Back Home'. Which isn't a snide knockback to end with, because I fucking love The Boys. So there we are.
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-Stu Gibson