Initially, I had no faith whatsoever that anything good would come
of this record. I mean, just dig the gangly handle on this crew of
Euro-stiffs, and if that’s not ham-fisted enough, check out the band
members’ names: Dead Gein, Reverend Bloodbath, Mr. Evilize, etc. If they
sounded anything like the Misfits, I would have cracked the CD in half,
and used the jagged edge to slit my own throat, because a man can only
take so much generic ‘horrorpunk’ in one lifetime before snapping. Lucky
for me, the Bloodsuckin’ Zoms have a groovy-ghoulie sound all their own,
one that mixes hard-charging, slap-bass streetbilly with theatrical glam
rock, and they don’t even “whoa-ho!” once. Well, maybe once. This
particular gaggle of gory hits is a concept album about some obscure
serial killer from the 20’s by name of William Theodore Parker, all
fancied up with between-song narration, a children’s choir, a fuckin’
trombone, and much stage-show razzle-dazzle. The Zombies sound more than a
little like Boston brats the Kings of Nuthin’ putting on a fancy-ass
Halloween show, and although it’s far from bone-chilling, it’s a pretty
impressive collection of weird rock n’ roll tales. Oh, and it’s all
wrapped up in a beautiful Digi-pak with suitably campy photos of the band
and the stage show. Might be a hard-sell for the psychobilly sickos, but
if you like ‘em horrible on purpose with a side order of cheese, than take
a big meaty bite out of these Bloodsucking Zombies from Outer Space.
By the way, how are they gonna fit all of that onto a t-shirt?