SO I HAD TO SHOOT HIM
Alpha Males and Popular Girls
Crucial Blast

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So I had every intention of loving this band, because they have an awesome name and some fantastic interior artwork, which includes photos of the band in various kidnapping/murder/cannibalism scenarios. Also, they have very smart-ass song titles, like “King Diamond in the Rough” and “Cadavertising”. Oh, and they’re from Oakland, a town that seems like a breeding ground for oddly compelling rock n’ roll assholes*. All of that added up to what looked like a real cool time for me and you. Or at least me.

But then I actually played it, and it turns out, it’s a screech-fest. Imagine Babes in Toyland playing Jucifer songs. No, imagine one of those dreadlock heroin bands gang-fucking Babes in Toyland while Jucifer watched and laughed. That’s what this sounds like.

Great name, though.

*Actually, they're from New York. Same observation applies, tho. ________________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder