ACUMEN NATION
What the F**k:  10 Years or Armed Audio Warfare
Crack Nation

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Back in the mid-90's when they first got cooking, Chicago's Acumen Nation were  just plain ol' Acumen, until some jug band from Alabama (or something like that) threatened to sue 'em outta their ripped fishnets, so they added the Nation, and now everybody's happy. AN were part of the original 'coldwave' movement, plying their serial killer death disco alongside like-minded cybervllians like Chem Lab, Sister Machine Gun, Ministry, and Martyr Colony. They were even on Chem Lab's label, Fifth Column, for awhile back there, but I don't think they like to talk about it anymore. At any rate, this comp remixes 14 of their klassic kutz, ranging from 1995's spookadelic robot-raver "Gun Lover" to last week's "The Wreck of Us", an all-new rivethead floor shaker. Acumen's music has always been about the perfect edit, so a remix album makes a stunning amount of sense; it's like a greatest hits record, only updated and supersized. Me, I'm into the harder, sleazier, guitar-driven tracks, like the awesome "Pretty Like a Porn Star", and the neck-snapping "Fuck Face", but just plunk the laser down anywhere and suddenly the room will be awash in a sickly green glow and fleshy girls in leather and bruise-colored lipstick will dry-hump you. Try it, it's fuckin' excellent.  ________________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder