AMERICAN SUGAR BITCH
Work Sucks
ASB

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I remember this European cutie pie with frosty eyes and a rebel streak that I know was pimpin’ out American Sugar Bitch a few months back, but I ignored her. I dunno know why, either, seeing as how she was a die hard Backyard Babies fan and I trusted her, but something didn’t seem right. Plus, I was probably into something really good at the time and didn’t want to disrupt the flow. But I tucked ASB in the back of my mind. And here we are. Today’s lesson, kids, is always trust your instincts. It’s not that ASB are particularly bad, it’s just that I’d rather listen to The Erotics or Robin Black or T. Rex, ya know? Ok, so there are a few listenable parts: the song “#4” has a whole Crash Kelly vibe going on, they do an interesting cover of Lewis Allen’s “Strange Fruit”, and vocalist Weakley pulls off this Zodiac snarl at times, but the rest is just droning sunset strip gutter pop that should’ve stayed in the gutter. And then there’s the title track, which is so out of place that I think it would’ve fit better on that awful hardcore album LA Guns put out awhile back. Or at least on a B side or something.

-Jeff Warren