WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM
Diadem of 12 Stars
Vendlus

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Generally speaking, American black metal is a hard sell, because Americans just aren’t that weird. Yeah, I’ve seen the clips on the internet of perfectly American fools chopping off their fingers or fucking dogs or whatever, but I mean that ethereal, shadowy, sinister sort of weird that forest dwelling Euro-black bands pull off so well. Most American black metal bands just sound like a meaner, uglier Venom. Not these freaks, though. Wolves in the Throne Room are a trio of graveyard creeps from Olympia, Washington who, if the press releases are to be trusted, live off the land like flannel gypsies, affording the luxuries of recording studios only when the mood for depressive blackdoom hits ‘em. It hits them for a solid 60 minutes here, stretched out over four dense tracks that are as opaque as the fog-choked forest on the CD cover. It’s a total wall of gloom here, broken up only for the occasional ghostly wail from guest “Sorceress” Jamie. Lemme tell ya, if the intention is despair, then they achieved it. By the time the 14 minute long second half of witchy blizzard-blast “Face in the Night Time Mirror” kicked in, I was rummaging around in the medicine cabinet, taking handfuls of pills from every bottle. As soon as I am done writing this review, I am gonna call the paramedics. And an exorcist. This bitch is black as hell, Jack. ________________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder