JOHNNY THURSDAY AND THE FRIDAY KNIGHTS
Ruin It For Everyone
Hangmen

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Hey, does Velcro Lewis know this New York mob used the same sarcastic title as he did on his last record? (Answer: he does now.) But that’s beside the point. The brilliantly named Johnny Thursday and his Friday Knights are not gonna ruin shit. Instead, they will lift your spirits, your wallet, and your girlfriend’s skirt with their frantic, greasy rattle  n’ roll. Johnny sounds kinda like a reedy Bon Scott, which adds a nice touch of raunch to proceedings, but mostly this is speedy, 50’s-fried poolhall rock with bursts of downtown Johnny Thunders solos and plenty of dancefloor-baiting retro rhythm. The exception is “The Kneedropper”, a swanky, Hammond-drenched neo-soul ballad, complete with girl back-up singers. Otherwise, JT and his Friday Knights keep it light and keep it movin’. They even manage to turn the Misfits’ evilbilly classic “Where Eagles Dare” into a sorority shakedown. Even Danzig hisself would crack a smile over these cats. But then the world would end, so better keep that freak out of this. ________________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder