SINGLES
March 2006
All reviews by Holly

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Powertrane
“Beyond The Sound"
American Ruse Records
(single 7” split)
www.scottmorganmusic.com

With a pedigree like Scott Morgan’s, would you expect anything less than a really great rock ‘n’ roll record? Of course you wouldn’t. And, yep, that’s exactly what you get here: a really great classic Detroit-rock single. My advice to you? Put this record on, turn it up, and rock the fuck out.



Sweet Justice

“Outta Sight”
American Ruse Records
(single 7” split)
www.thestreetwalkincheetahs.com

On the flip side of the Powertrane record is this just-as-rockin’ single from L.A.’s Sweet Justice. “Outta Sight” sounds like my family’s summer vacations in the 70’s, motoring down American highways in our brown Ford van with the teardrop windows, stopping to pick up hitchhikers, the thickly sweet smell of
pot-smoke heavy in the air, rock music blaring from the AM radio…

The Streetwalkin’ Cheetahs
“Draw The Line”/”I Wanna Be Loved”
Bad Attitude Records

(2 song 7”)
www.thestreetwalkincheetahs.com

This band wears their influences on their sleeve, so to speak. (The album sleeve, get it? Man, I crack me up.) Anyway, Frank Meyer et al. started this band in L.A. in 1995 as a Stooges/MC5/New York Dolls cover band, got some recognition from said influences, yadda yadda, you can read their bio yourself. The point is that this record offers a couple of decent covers.

Okay, if I’m gonna be completely honest here, I’m not a big Aerosmith fan, so I’m just going to assume they do a good job of “Draw The Line”. But the cover of Johnny Thunders’ “I Wanna Be Loved” is pretty fun. Which leads us to…

Sweet Justice
“Guns of Navarone”
Real O Mind Records

(3 song 7”)
www.sweetjusticetheband.com

Frank Meyer’s other band, Sweet Justice, has moved on from the world of cover bands to create their own sound, albeit a sound that is still heavily influenced by the bands they cover. Which, given the greatness of the bands they cover, is obviously not a bad thing. The original single, “Guns of Navarone,” rocks solidly along in its sweetly nostalgic 70’s garage way, and the B-side covers of the Ramones’ “I Just Wanna Have Something To Do” and J.T.’s “I Wanna Be Loved” (again) prove that rock and roll (even when it cheats and reincarnates itself) will never die.

The Things
“Psycho-Sound”
Big Neck Records
(4 song 7”)
www.thethings.net

Holy fuck! This record by The Things (written in what I call scary font-you know the one, all shivery capital letters) damn near rocked my bobby socks off.
Citing influences that include the MC5, Iggy, and The Misfits, this five-piece Dublin band has created a veritable e.p. masterpiece of psycho-rock (okay, maybe “masterpiece” is taking things a bit far, but I really liked this record). It’s a heart-racing, blood-pounding, adrenalin-pumping rock ‘n’ roll ride, from the super-sleazy opening guitar riff of “Demon Stomp,” through the killer horror-movie organ of “Sick Street,” on to the twisted Elvis sound of “Psycho Lover,” and straight through  the raunchy insistence of “She’s Trash,” and if you don’t like it, well, you can just go to hell. I will, of course, see you there. (Oh yeah, the vinyl on this record is a Pepto-Bismol pink marble, but they call it “lavendar splash”-I
can’t tell you how much that cracked me up when I read it.)

The Sore Thumbs
“Nowhere CA”/”Minds Eye”
Pirates Press Records
(2 song 7” split)
www.thesorethumbs.com


Okay, this is my last Pirates Press review; I don’t know how I missed this one (all that flipping must have confused my little blonde brain), but here it is…Listening to this record from California’s The Sore Thumbs reminded me, in some strangely indefinable way, of a bucketful of nails. I don’t really know what that means, especially since the cover art shows a screw (not a nail) puncturing a Frankenstein-type monster’s thumb, but trust me when I tell you that it’s a good thing. It’s all urgent, scratchy guitars and a voice like gravel backed by an irresistible beat. And did I mention the especially kick-ass guitar solo in “Mind’s
Eye
”? This is good stuff, friends. Good stuff, indeed.


SICK56/Higgins++
“New Day New Enemy E.P.”
JSNTGM Records
www.sick56.org

Sometimes record reviewing can be so confusing. So here’s the deal: SICK56 are a bunch of guys from somewhere in England. Higgins is some guy who works for/runs the label or something that the guys from SICK56 are on. On this particular record, the ++’s are SICK56. Are you with me so far? So SICK56 have the A-side of the record with a song called “Losing The War”; it’s alright, earnest and driven and punk-political (the chorus goes “The punishment should fit the crime/The Government should be doing time”), but not terribly exciting. Higgins++ gets the B-side with a 27-second “song” called Einsatz, and I’m going
to include the lyrics here for you: It was an einsatz opportunity, to annihilate with impunity And indulge in the felicity of reworking historicity Now universally recognized, literally iconographied  In a language of asymmetry, in a gaze of moral  proximity.
To which I respond, what the fuck?? The second song, “Got A Revolution,” isn’t bad, but, again, a little bit on the yawn side. The yellow vinyl is pretty,
though…

The Original Three
“Unplug”/”Been There”
Shake Your Ass Records
(2 song 7”)
www.myspace.com/originalthree

I found myself wanting to like this record, but never actually getting there. The Original Three play what they call “down-tempo garage-rock that’s not too fast and not too slow”. Now I don’t know about you, but I constantly find myself questioning the tempo choices of the music I listen to. (I don’t, really; that was
me being sarcastic.) What the hell does that mean-“not too fast and not too slow”? Makes me think of Goldilocks, which is really just plain weird. (Jesus Christ, where the hell is this review going?) Anyway, the record is raw and gritty and simple, in a New Orleans-blues-y kind of way, but it just didn’t win me over. Which is too bad, really, because I really wanted it to, for some reason. I have no idea why. Okay, this is going nowhere; I’m just going to stop now…
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-Holly