THE BARBARELLATONES
Coldsore

Barbarellatones

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The Barbarellatones are a Hawaii-based glitter rock band led by ex-Sex With Lurch mainnman Robbie Quine. Ol’ Rob likes to wear lady-things (or no-things, if the mood hits ‘em), and his tranny-star looks are the perfect compliment to the sunny goofball glam you’ll find here. “Cold Sore” has songs about killer waves, lost cats, junkie girlfriends, and Chinese food, all played with way more conviction than you’d expect. I’ve never such a heart-tugging ode to Moo Moo Gai Pan, I tell you that much. For all his eccentricities, Rob Quine really is a stellar glam rock songwriter, and there’s plenty of evidence on this atrociously named album. Rob’s Bolan-boogie-meets-Dick Dale guitar and Bowie-esque vox give the songs a gloriously dimestore retro feel, not unlike Redd Kross back when they channeling Yoko One for inspiration, or Enuff Znuff without the flash metal trappings. Toss in a liberal amount of tambourine and lots of hippy-hippy shake, and you have successfully landed on whatever strange planet this is. Hope you brought your thigh-high space boots. ________________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder