ST. VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE
Various Artists

Bad Reputation

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I don’t think I’ve ever stumbled upon a Motorhead trib before, so it is without reservation that I say this is the best Motorhead tribute record I’ve ever heard. No wonder, really, as its packed balls deep with bands that are sleazy and obnoxious enough to at least stand in Lemmy’s warty shadow, if not his crusty jackboots. The party starts with a speed-boogie rendition of Going to Brazil by Green Dollar Colour. I have no idea who they are, but they sound like Bob Seger, which is sleazy in it’s own way. Female fronted German hard rockers Skew Siskin belt out a scorching “Boogey Man”, and the even more female Swede sleaze metal vixens Crucified Barbara bash out “Killed By Death”. On the fellas’ side, Ohio beerkillers American Dog do, in fact, “Rock It”, Crank County Daredevils, quite appropriately, go “Over the Top”, Henry Rollins’ backing band, Mother Superior, drop the Lizzy-isms for a quick roar through “Bomber”, Vancouver glam champs Crystal Pistol tear the guts outta “No Class”, French devildogs the Hellsuckers shine on a particularly dead-on “Nothing Up My Sleeve”, and, well, more, including a Skew Siskin/Lemmy team-up and a Crucified Barbara/American Dog duet on “Please Don’t Touch” which will bring back happy, happy memories of the classic Motorhead/Girlschool 10”, “The St. Valentines Day Massacre”. Which is what this one’s called, too. The snazzy artwork is even a riff on the original. A swank job from Frenchy label Bad Reputation, well worth the dough if, you know, you like rock n’roll. Which you do.  ________________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder