Halfway to Gone – S/T Smallstone
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I have been down with Jersey mudriff tyrants Halfway to Gone since picking up their first release, a two-song split with Alabama Thunderpussy, at an ATP show, about 666 years ago. So, even tho I would normally frown upon any record featuring a winged horse on the cover- unless it was Dio, maybe- I’m gonna give ‘em a pass on the German power-metally design scheme, cuz the tough-as-nails stoner-boogie crunch on this, their third full-length rekkid, is bad ass, Bronson. Stylistically, HTG lean a little heavier on the blooze pedal here than on their last, album, 2003’s “Second Season” (Small Stone), but it’s still a no-nonsense, heads-down chugfest, with tracks like my new theme song, “King of Mean”, and the raging opener “Turn Pike”, comin’ on like Mountain trying to out-roar the din of revving Harleys at an Angels rally. Chief Goner Lou Borra’s raspy outlaw bellow is the perfect word-made-flesh for these hairy motor-beasts, and even on side-trips like their hammerin’ Hammond-peppered cover o’ Deep Purple’s “Black Night” (heavier on the Purple than on the Deep, natch) and closing chicken shack freakout “Mr Nasty Time”, they still sound like a deadly accurate dope-metal band with amps cranked to “stun”. The Status Quo of stoner rock, then? Fuck yeah, man. They even got the denim vests, and everything. Prepare to bang yr head til it falls clean off.
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-Sleazegrinder