RPG - Fulltime
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Spectacularly hairy Virginia thunderchuckers RPG play Super Seventies arena rock better than most arena rock bands did IN the 70’s, man. Sonically speaking, you have been down this blacklit road before, or at least yer big brother has- the power-rock of Grand Funk, the swampboogie of CCR, the heavy-devy of Sabbath, the rock n’ roll hoochie-coo of Captain Beyond and the Godz and Bowie- but it’s all filtered through a wall-rattling punk sensibility, and a metal-maniac’s dose of pure volume. Highlights? Dig the vicious blue-collar rage of “Clockin’ In”, the Skynrd innards of the slinky “Stand Still Blues”, or the Kiss-meets-their-maker-in-the-grill-of-a-speeding-semi-on-Highway 75 fuzz-glam stomp of “Crash Bam Boom” for a few prime examples, but picking out the hits is useless for a record like this, cuz it’s ALBUM rock, dig? It’d be a gatefold in better days, and ya’d stare at it for hours in the basement as the needle hit the groove for the 20th time that night, and you’d decide you were TOTALLY growin’ yer hair out like the weird-beard mirrorshades dude on the back cover. I’m not saying that RPG are a complete throwback, ya know, cuz “Fulltime” is two-tons heavier than the bands that inspired it, but Naz and the Nuge and the Coop and Zep are most definitely starin’ back at RPG everytime they glance in the rearview mirror. I think it’s safe to say, then, that “Fulltime” is a Stone Groove, baby.
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-Sleazegrinder