The Slags – S/T
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Bands like the Slags remind me why I sold my soul to rock n’ roll in the first place. These NYC superrockers- hot chick on drums, various tattooed cats on side-burns, flame-guitar and sneers-play glammy cock n’ roll that staggers around in all the right directions, from Suthin’ riff n’ roll to Sweet-style glitter rock whenever the mood hits ‘em. Mostly, tho, it’s sleazy arena rock guitars and big pop hooks, not unlike their hometown forebears the New York Loose and D-Generation, or mebbe their modern-day Gotham City counterparts, Joker Five Speed and the Sex Slaves. This killer 6-song EP is just one big ol’ jukebox-ready glam-bang of superhits, from the Dixie raunch of “Show and Tell” to the flash metal -meets- Dollsy swagger n’ roll of “We are the Slags” to the screamlong cock rock of “Son With a Gun”. I dunno, maybe it’s cuz they’re from NYC and were therefore born hip, but these fuckers are just effortlessly cool. Cool threads, cool tunes, cool everything, man. You know, the total package. I’ve been spinning this one since it arrived at Sleaze HQ a few weeks ago- hell, I was spinning it when I was supposed to be reviewing other records. I’d probably be spinning it right fuckin’ now if I wasn’t scribbling this in the back of a van. I guess what I mean to say is that the Slags fuckin’ ROCK, man, and if you like to rock, too- and who the hell doesn’t- I highly suggest you pay ‘em a visit and score yr own copy o’ this. Unless you already blew yr dough on that pussy Brides of Destruction record, or something stupid like that.
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-Sleazegrinder