SOURVEIN
Emerald Vulture

This Dark Reign

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Despite the thirteen minutes of dinosaur vacuuming air T-Roy so kindly provides us speaker tweakers at the end of "Emerald Vulture", I still hung in there, like a hair in a biscuit, 'til the end of every last wasted air rumbled. I guess, this officially makes me a Doomsday Junkie with a mind still rattling and jumbled. The entire time, I visualized squat-teams with gas masks marching to it like, a parade through a heartbeat of hooker having an orgasm. Every echo flowed with the whore's moans, as I almost fell victim to my own. Meteors soared around my eardrums, while the spontaneous combustion of my beer went flat before I could launch it. I would highly recommend any untypical stoner stereotypes with thirteen extra minutes of your drunken lifetime to partake in the warfare. Since I, too, was born under the bad sign of 3:13 and in the same minutes, "Heart Of Ebon" will run to wreck a beautiful concentration, let's hope Vince Burke along with Devil Doll Records can do us all a little justice in the overall production of the World War Armageddon. Only this time we won't star Bruce Willis or Tom Cruise as the man with a war in his pocket, but mad-to-the-max T-Roy stocked with fuel and lung capacity. _______________________________________________________

-Smutstrutter