Arkam Asylum
Running with Scissors
Wasp Factory

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English glamdustrial freakshow Arkam Asylum offer up a very entertaining selection of creepy drug-disco and metal-powered electro-dance tracks here. Man, I figured Dead or Alive’s glittery 80’s dance-hit “You Spin Me Round” was wrecked forever by nu-metal dreadlock jocks Dope, but AA have managed to kidnap it back and slather it in lipstick and slap it around like a gleefully kinky serial killer here. Their own compositions are more fractured affairs, full of hard-hitting razor riffs, funky breaks, and head-spinning samples. It’s kinda like “Twitch” era Ministry, really, deftly edited and aggro in all the right places. Actually trying to dance to this might be a nightmare, as great squalls of industro-noise suddenly collapse into quiet, droning synth passages, and I’m pretty sure it’d drive a schizophrenic right off the edge- lotsa ‘talking in the grid’ going on just below the surface, ya know- but it’s a pretty great record, like watching 14 TVs at once, and all of ‘em have something cool on. With, maybe, cars crashing outside. And wolves howling in the distance. And a serial killer whispering in your ear. You get the idea.
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-Sleazegrinder