FIVE HORSE JOHNSON
The Mystery Spot

Small Stone

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Speaking of spots, I will always have a soft spot in my blackened heart for Five Horse Johnson, because they were the band onstage when I took my wife Stacey out on our first date. There they were, harmonica blowin’ away, sweat, thunder, dirty badman blooze, the works. The perfect introduction to my world. That was 6 years ago, and I’m happy to report, we’re all still going strong. “The Mystery Spot” has all the shit you expect from Five Horse, only with a crystal sheen washing over it, like a pig farmer in his Sunday suit.  Its got the chariot choogle, the wailing mouth organ, the gravelly whiskey howl, the kinda lyrics you want to start spouting off at your next drunken barfight (“I’m goin’ off like 10 cent dynamite!”) and the kind of propulsive greaseboogie rivvems that get you in that agitated state in the first place. It’s also got Clutch’s drummer and most of Antler helping out here and there, which is sweet of ‘em. Nuthin’ fancy, of course, but it sure does hit that mysterious spot just right. ________________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder