Apes
Tapestry Mastery
Birdman

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Wow, these Ape-people are plenty funked-up, Jack. Apes is a multi-gendered collective of toad lickers from DC with no guitar player, but lotsa fuzzy organ bleating and huffy bass wang-dang. Their rock n’ roll alchemy is equal parts 70’s sludge (i.e Sabbath, Grand Funk) and 60’s psyche-space rock, played with all the hairy, scary freak-force of a hippy Chrome. It’s so weird it makes ya feel like there’s stuff crawling on you, yet it’s heavy and groove-encrusted enuff to make even die-hard stoner-rock kids bang their heads in slow, badly-synchronized motion. They’re kind of like Stinking Lizaveta if SL didn’t know how to count, or Cherry Valance if the Valance were a buncha grizzly bears, not people, or the Doors, if the Doors weren’t so fuckin’ lame. “Tapestry Mastery”, the Apes latest-but-not-only album, apparently has three ‘stories’ threading through it’s 6 tracks, but I cannot verify that, since the whole thing just sounds like a three ring circus slowly melting in the sun. In a good way. Nothing, of course, is better then drugs, but “Tapestry Mastery” will surely do in a pinch.
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-Sleazegrinder