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Blood Duster |
 Semi-legendary
Aussie fuck n’ roll champs Blood Duster mix up a head-spinning
sonic stew of flamethrower grindcore, 70’s arena riff rock, and, like,
acid punk. Oh, and over the top, they toss in plenty of lyrics about ass
fucking and tampon eating. What’s most remarkable about B’Duster –
besides the fact that they still manage to get laid, even after a decade’s
worth of death metal songs about their own dicks – is that they can
somehow sound like your new favorite band AND the most retarded
garbage ya ever heard in your life. And you what the best part if that is?
You never know which part they’re serious about. Hence,
songs like "I Wanna Do It With a Donna”, which is a
cock rock song about, well, fucking a Donna. It sounds like the
Crue – with the Donnas singing back-up – and cookie monster up
front, hocking up poisonous phlegm. It rocks like CRAZY, too. And
it is followed with “Fruity Relationships”, which is one minute of
sheer, ear-wrecking, brain rattling, death metal brutality. So, which is
the ‘real’ Blood Duster? None of yer fuckin’ bizness, Jack.
Just dig the tracks that rock-out-with-their-cock-out, like the
motorrockin’ “Bad Habbits”, the Nashville Pussy-esque
Southern riff n’ roller “Drink Fight Fuck”, the Foreskin 500-meets-Ministry
rawk monster “Drug Fiend”, and the sleazy death n’ roll of “She’s
a Junkie”, and duck when the shards of white-hot grindcore go flying.
And just kinda sway back and forth for the Nick Cave-as-shitkicker
C&W number “NuCorporate”. And nod in complete agreement when ya
read King Dwarf Blag Dahlia’s liner notes. What I mean to say is,
we got us a real masterpiece of hardcore raunch n’ roll here. Blood
Duster is further proof that the Australians are way, way tougher then
the rest of us will ever be.______________________________________________________ |
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-Sleazegrinder |