The Pink Sexies
Rock N Roll Mustache Ride
Wrecked Em

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I accidentally cut my mustache off th’other day, so I dunno if Mike Wrecked ‘Em sent me this rekkid just to torment me or not, but I suppose that’s beside the point. The rather awesomely named Pink Sexies hail from Knoxville, and they play Midwestern punk rock. Now, that’s a little strange, geographically speaking. I mean, being Southern and all, you’d think they’d have a shitkicker vibe to ‘em, possibly some ‘billy, but nope, this is more like…well, you remember that song about beating your girlfriend with a rake by those guys from Indiana?* It’s like that, only insert (ahem) ‘girlfriend’ for ‘boyfriend’, and you got the Sexies. It’s whiny, obnoxious, and sloppy, on purpose. They’ve got lyrics like “Little boy, yeah honeychild/Stay with me for a little while/Let’s crawl into the back of my van/We’ll ride the rocket to the promised land”. They’ve also got other songs about chicks tho, so I dunno WHAT these Pink-os are into fucking, but I will say they’re definitely “Sex-ie”, one way or the other. Oh, and Mike tells me that the singer, Hamo, is Middle Eastern, and the bass player, Bill, is Jewish, which means they might kill each other at some point. At any rate, it’s a fun record, if you’ve got an ear for 70’s corn-punk. And you really should, that stuff was boss.

*I dunno if said band, the Weasels, really WAS from Indiana, but they sounded like it. Plus EVERYBODY sez the Pink Sexies sound like the Pagans, and I wanted to change it up a little.
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-Sleazegrinder