MONOLITHE
II
Candlelight

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The cheat sheet on this one states that it was a ‘strange coincidence’ that French doom-dudes Monolithe formed in 2001, because, dig this, they named themselves after the Monolith in the movie, 2001. That’s neither strange nor a coincidence, it’s merely a bunch of French dopers’ getting ‘deep’. But I digress. Monolithe released their first album, the cleverly titled “Monolithe 1”, in 2003. In consisted of one solitary 52 minute track full of lumbering epicus doomicus metallicus, inspired, doubtlessly, by Sleep’s endless “Jerusalem”, the Patient Zero of every hour-long mope metal track written afterwards. And there’s been plenty. Fast forward (or, perhaps more accurately, inch forward at a slug’s crawl) to 2005, and Monolithe emerge from their turtle shell for another dip into the syrupy, extreme doom brine with “Monolithe II”, a much more time-economical (they trimmed it down to 50:24 this time) journey to the center of your attention span. Sure, grand vistas of swirling dust metal and growl-y doomprog emerge whilst this one rolls on (and on and…), but when you have to wait 27 minutes for the chorus to kick in, well, let’s just say this one is for the hardcore depressive-metal fans only. And for the unemployed. And the retired. Anyone with a lot of time on their hands, really. __________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder