RN'R MONKEY & THE ROBOTS
Detroit Trauma
Drastic Plastic
 
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Craig Campbell was the singer for Denver punk band Cold Crank. I dunno who Cold Crank was, really, but according to the handy, informative leaflet Drastic Plastic has provided for me, the Crank-ers had a nice career going for themselves, until it all went to hell, as these things do. Campbell packed all his junk into several green garbage bags and made a big break to Seattle, where he ran into the drummer from the Fluid, who was sitting in a bar, waiting for the grunge revival to kick in. So, Campbell recorded some songs with him. Lo-fi, junk-culture fuzzpop stuff. Then, he split for Detroit, where he ran into some other dudes, real serious garage-punk guys. They liked him, so he recorded some more songs there. In “Cancer Alley”, no less, a particularly dangerous section of an already ridiculously dangerous town. This, then, is a wide-reaching collection of the Seattle-Detroit sessions, spanning 7 year’s worth of home-grown, 4-track budget rock. Some of the songs are filled with screaming Sonics guitars and punchy pop-choruses, some of ‘em are Blue Cheer style heavy-devy retropunk, and some of them are almost tweedy Paisley pop. The latter I could do without, but the other stuff has some rock power to it, no doubt. Collectively, "Detroit Trauma" is exactly like what you’d expect a band called Rock N’ Roll Monkey and the Robots to sound like – vintage, tinny, clunky, goofy, and a little annoying, but sorta cool anyway. Bonus points for the accidental pigeon cooing, and for “James Dean was a Jerk”, because it’s true. ________________________________________________________

- Sleazegrinder