RED INVASION
I’m Not Too Young to Die
Pelado Records

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So these dudes are local; they’re probably crawling up my street right now, crazy-eyed and breathing heavy, wasted on youth and glue and whatever else they can get their greasy mitts on. And that’s good news, because Boston’s been ridiculous lately. No Fun City, USA. Red Invasion will probably not change that painful fact, but they will light up a few Saturday nights around here in a riot of sleazy, hook-heavy snot rock in the fine tradition of latter-day Heartbreakers/Dead Boys tributes like the Revolvers, the Bones, or the Marvels. You know, lyrics about dying young spat out by an amped-up Stiv-abee, swaggering Thunders guitar solos, a pogo-ready rhythm section, howl-along choruses, that kinda scene. “Disconnected” is the standout here, a real teenage temper tantrum with an awesomely primitive stab at a harmonica solo halfway through, and the Dolls-y closer “Worst Nightmare” has the potential to grow into an epic, burn-the-shithouse-to-the-ground monster live. The other tracks on this short-but-sweet disc are a little too punk n’ roll by the numbers for their own good, but I’m guessing Red Invasion are gonna develop into a dangerous, druggy, virgin-killing juggernaut of beastly punk-sleaze sometime soon, so check ‘em out while their young and desperate, and prepare yourself for the shitstorm to come. _______________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder