SWITCHBLADE SINNERS
In Glorious 360 Stereo-rama
Switchblade Sinners

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“Would you give me up tomorrow,Would you give me up for Lent…”
– ‘Heaven Sent

Thank God for these two poor Midlands maestros in sin that when they mention electro in the same pallid breath as country and rockabilly, it refers to the programmed beat not some abomination that would be shot in the street, chain-sawed and run over ‘Scarface’ style. Thrice. After the cosmic sample-Sigue Sigue surf of ‘Spooky Juice’ leaves the mangled flotsam of Johnny Thunders old ‘Junior, Nick Cave’s bible, random smudged pages of Elmore Leonard and Charlie Starkweathers boots business is got down to behind Oriental blinds - verbal contracts negotiated in hieroglyphics and veiled esoterica along hallways with no walls but velveteen drapes that shroud the route to splendour or squalor, clandestine organisations leaving clues amongst the detritus of motel rooms Chas Ray Krider’s yet to photograph from a fevered page left-over from ‘Naked Lunch’. Tickets don’t explode here, they’re torn into a thousand pieces and morph into a ghoulish business card for the crooked beat where those with the gnosis, guile and gumption are allowed to manoeuvre their way in gratis. The flickering candle-light at a seance mix of male and female voices, the silver screen-door sounds themselves - slide guitars desperate with insolvency slip over spaghetti western riffs and propel the band into a bar-room bolero beat - especially on ‘Cannonball’ and ‘Cheap Hotel’, like a frantic last minute escape onto the window ledge and down the stairwell, whether from an illicit tryst, a private eye, or the sinister slip of an askance mind are nothing if not a faded paisley parchment of Nikki Sudden’s early ‘Waiting On Egypt’ and ‘The Bible Belt’ albums, not least those tracks such as ‘The Angels Are Calling’ and ‘Missionary Boy’ where Lizard sings with old Nikki. The psychotically nursery rhyme mantra of ‘Heaven Sent’ could be ventured into by a young Mike Scott but is here portrayed in perfect near-disarray with the forsaken three times fervour of Nick Cave on ‘The Mercy Seat’. There’s an exhilarating sense of completion when all is hung and dried, a culmination of literately cinematic complex characterisations leaving you on tenterhooks that tilter and topple into a graveyard of tangled scarves. An all too rare atmosphere is let out the cage, a brutally beautiful theatricality evoking dark desires as equally as it does sweet un-censured romance - as remote as it may be - and vicious urban decay as much as it conjures a hideous voodoo-fevered noir. As simply as they straddle a slipstream in the never-never land of where you shouldn’t be, they also span a phantasmic chasm for the damn sinners of this land, and others unchartered, and a couple consigned to the quagmire of theosophy and twaddle.

In short, sublime and siniciously stately. Whoever, whatever, the hell this Red Coltrane is, or thinks they are presenting, they should by sex, speed and an Andean shamans ability to suck his balls into his nostrils present themselves to some German record labels.
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-Stu Gibson