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Death
metal always sounds like something's gone terribly wrong. I mean, not to
the guys playing it or the sweatpants boner faithful that lap it up, of
course, but if regular, everyday Joe goddamn Scratch Ticket hears Abcess
bleeding through the front door, they're gonna call a fuckin' ambulance.
"Through the Cracks of Death", with it's disjointed thrash metal
riffs accelerated to rabbit-punch speed and mud-wrapped in phlegmy,
gutteral, goth-vomit nastiness, is the sound of the bathroom floor
collapsing, after being flooded for hours, because the suicide victim in
the bathtub upstairs left the water running. And so, it all rains down on
your head- the ceiling, the bathtub, the dead guy, bloody water and panic
piss and jagged metal pipes. If this happens, you have one of two
reactions to choose from. Either you scream, run out of the house in a
state of shock, and end up in the emergency room, curled up in a fetal
ball. Or, you yell "Fuck Yes!" and then call up all your buddies
and tell them to come right over- and bring beer- while you go look for
your video camera. If you chose the latter, congratulations- this here
Abcess record is for you.
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