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Now, before you get too excited, no, the
Mummies are not back together. I’m still not sure how a buncha thousand
year old dead guys wrapped in bandages ever got together to form a
rock and roll in the first place, but their fate is still sealed (ha!) or
maybe just under wraps (again!), and no reunion has been announced. And
since two of ‘em are currently (un)dead, I doubt they’ll be resurrecting (!)
their career anytime soon. However, Mummies or not, the reigning kings of
budget rock need dough just like you and me, so they’ve sold out their
“Vinyl only” ethos completely here, and present to you, the Mummies-hungry,
with a 22 song compilation of impossible-to-afford singles tracks, rare
stuff, and a previously unreleased song. And man, is this dusty ol’ stuff
good. Honestly, I know the garage-rock revival has been great in bringing
raw, savage rock and roll to the masses, but the White Stripes and
the Hives have failed completely if they can’t convince the
kids to dig in deep and unearth (!!) the hidden gems under the Mummies
filthy rags.
If you’ve never heard these creatures before, well, how the fuck did that
happen? They rocketed from the crypt in the late 80’s, released one
jaw-dropping single, EP, and album after another of pure 60’s trash, then
disappeared somewhere around 1994. I mean, as far as anybody knows. They
dressed up like Mummies after all, so they could still be around, and we
just wouldn’t know it. Your next door neighbor could be a Mummy. Hell, so
could Jack White, for that matter. Anyway, they were the greatest
garage-punk-slop rock band since Poison 13, at least. They very
nearly out-Sonic’d the Sonics, and influenced countless bands- still
do today, even. And they scared children, which was another plus. They were
big with staying pure to the trash rock aesthetic, so they made sure their
records sounded as shitty as possible, and they released ‘em all on wax,
because CD’s were for nerds. Which is still true, by the way. Record
collector scum being the…well, scum that they are, all the Mummies
vinyl skyrocketed in price, so only rich kids have listened to them for the
past ten years, which is fucked up, man. Luckily, they got desperate enough,
and Estrus waved enough long green under their rotted nostrils, and
here we are. It’d take forever to tell ya what song came from where, but
suffice to say that classicks like “Stronger than Dirt”, “I’m
Bigger than You”, “I’m Gonna Kill My Baby Tonight”, and “Doin’
the Kirk” are all here, as well as their immortal cover of “Zip A Dee
Doo Da” (yeah, the one yr thinking of) and that nameless, super-secret
22nd track. The hype sheet says they cleaned these tracks up, but they still
sound pretty fuckin’ raw to me. And really, how can stereophonic sound
possibly improve on the psychotic perfection of “(You Must Fight to Live)
On the Planet of the Apes” ? It can’t, really. This has got to be the
easiest money Estrus will ever make. I don’t pay for anything, but if I did,
I sure as hell would lay my cabbage out for this one. Absolutely essential.
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Death By Unga Bunga
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