There- We Are There
Every nasty habit I've had to suppress for the sake of love, money, or the law comes screaming into my forebrain and drips like toxic sweat off of my brow whenever this disc blares out of my speakers. No wonder There imploded in a cloud of bad trouble and imported smoke and flashing blue lights- they played music that just begged the inner outlaw to go ridin'. You remember There, right? 'Course you do, your girlfriend still has their logo tattooed on her ass. They were Boston's retro-fitted boogie rock kingpins, the Foghat of Lower Allston, the Bachman fuckin' Turner Overdrive of Middlesex County, and they were the sole torch carriers for the kind of rampant, shameless rock and roll decadence not seen around these parts since "Slow Ride" was number 8 on WCOZ's top ten charts. Who knows if they'll ever slip back into the tailored, cucumber-stuffed leather trousers and show these mopey lunchbox kids what it's like to truly destroy a stage and everything around it, but just in case you never get your chance to be there for There first hand, "We Are..." is about as close as you can get without a contact high or a bruised thigh. Recorded over many sweaty nights at the once-prominent Linwood Grille, back in the halcyon days when it was still Super Rock central, "We Are" is deftly edited to sound like one mammoth, all night/all right dynamite monster boogie show. Complete with roaring crowd noise that was either ripped from an old Sabbath record or a Red Sox game (no matter how much they love you, Boston crowds are still content to just stare and half-smile you to death), it's a double gatefold live gonzo-fest shrunk down to 5 inches of manly indulgence, and it's pure caveman genius. All the perennial crowd faves are on deck- the crunching, UFO meets Guns N' Roses boogie metal overdose of "Motorchild", the arena ready southern rock groove of "Can You Picture That", the slinky power-Nuge riffola of "My Head" and plenty more beloved fist shakers. It's also got a few snaky covers- Sabbath and Purple, natch- and lots of chest thumping onstage banter. There they are, and There they will always be, brothers and sisters.  During the last intro of the set, right before they blaze into "Picture That", There promises to "See you all again real soon, at the Redneck Fest." You know what? One way or the other, I bet you will. Bring your own cucumber.