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The Giant Robots
Too Young to Know Better Too Hard To Care
Voodoo Rhythm Records
The Giant Robots are French-speaking Hillbillies from Lausanne, Switzerland.
Their third record “Too Young to Know Better Too Hard To Care” was released
after the band took a one-year break so vocalist/guitarist “Michael” could go
surfing. Beach Blanket Bingo games aside, TGR are clearly down with
The Ventures. And, like Tokyo’s mythical
Surf Coasters, they also worship at the Alter of
Dick Dale. To cultivate their French-Mod Surfer Sound Michael straps on a
vintage Fender and then blows it through a ‘63 Fender Vibroverb amp. He also
supports selling your wife in order to buy a guitar. Michael is a man with his
priorities precisely in the right place.
“Basswoman” (or Julia) blasts her vintage
Hofner
Bass through an old-school
Ampeg one speaker amp. “Stephanie” rawks a classic 60’s
Farfisa Organ (Floyd and Zep both used Farfisa’s). The few tracks that are
performed in their native French tongue are as hot as the English ones. “My New
Datsun” is about driving fast in a Japanese car. “Tell Me What to Do” reminds me
of
Barrett Strong’s “Money (That’s What I Want)” but done up the way
Shonen Knife and
The Sonics did it.
Thanks
Switzerland! This totally
makes up for Urban Junior and Turbotraktor (and most of
“Burning Sound Volume 1” for that matter). Garage/Surf/Rock from
Switzerland?
Droite Foutue.
-
DJC
Wires On Fire Wires On Fire
Buddyhead
This aptly titled LA (have a pause for a ponder or two)
quartet of stomach-stapling crazies musta escaped from some quarantine and now
reside in and around the exquisite margins of claustrophobia willingly marred by
the madness of the asylums of the streets. Marrying a cold-blooded killer’s
inconsideration for collateral with the strangled insanity of trench warfare
battle tactics they choke corpse-interfering choruses with bibulous bar-stool
aural buggerings. Caustic guitars catapult you down waste disposal chutes of
wary wonder, sardonically assuage your agonies with drip-drying AOR melodies
then shower you with
Death Valley sand that scrapes your scalp. Sorta like Sonic
Youth serenading Big Black’s drum machine in a free-form freak-out while you’re
fed dance drugs then forced to stare at Medusa before Iggy in Funhouse
days desires you. Adopted sons of a dysfunctional family in a film directed by
Rob Zombie who turn loose in character, kill him and install
Nick Cave in his stead, then
give him a haircut with an assassin’s garrotte, thus becoming the house band for
a season of documentaries on afflictions beyond science-fiction. As difficult to
love as The Birthday Party but as easily digested as the bitter pill they may be
an antidote to.
Stoner rock for the stir crazy anthems for agitated
agoraphobics, they graciously have a whole lot more than a nifty set of
out-there song titles (such as the psycho-psych of the deviously, ingeniously
titled Dusty Bibles Lead To Dirty Lives and rockabilly lobotomy Cooked Cattle)
and, like the desert skirting their hometown, far more beneath the surface than
initial doubts that can accompany such crafted incoherence.
-
Stu Gibson
Paul Collins Beat
Flying High
Get Hip Recordings
The term “Power Pop” confuses me. I don’t know to like it
or hate it. Does it help that Mr. Slit Skirts himself,
Pete Townshend
might have coined the phrase “Power Pop”? (Have you read his
blog?). Well, maybe. Besides, The Who have always been good to me so what
the hell.
Recorded in Madrid, “Flying High” makes a Dirty-Dozen
collective plush recordings for
Paul Collins, drummer and songwriter for bands like
The Plimsouls, the short-lived (but very excellent)
The Nerves (download “Get Me High”. It’s
4:20 somewhere) and
The Beat. Their label, Get Hip, is also home to
Seattle’s
DT’s, who just released their second record with Get Hip, “Filthy Habits”. A
very bad-ass record.
The Plimsouls “A Million Miles Away” might be one of the
best Power Pop songs ever. Consider that and then know that Paul Collins also
wrote
“Walking Out On Love”. There’s a tons of The Beat on YouTube (when Paul was
rockin’ the Joey Ramone-esque hair) and iTunes. And seriously, go back and
listen to some late 90’s Nerves. It’s good stuff.
“Rock and Roll Shoes” is pure
Rick Nielsen Electric Guitar, right from the heart. Sadly, “Flying High”
quickly turns into an excessively moody piece of work. I’m not ashamed to like
me some power pop but “Flying High” so quickly digresses into indulgent epilogue
that I’m left thirsty and sleepy. Like after a night of chasing Vicodin with
Vodka. Of course, after “Flying High” I went back and listened to Collin’s
previous catalog. And I recommend you do too. “Flying High” has some
highlights, but listening to the whole record is not one of them. Even the
skills of guitarist Octavio Vinck can’t save this record. After that I’m
seriously wondering if the CD case might have been laced with Vicodin.
If it is, then by all means, buy this record. If not, skip
the Vicodin and listen to The Nerves.
-
DJC
Motherboar
Raise the
Death Toll
Witch Trial
Records
Badass Boston
boogie comin’ at ya full boar (sic), so cock your fist or fist your cock ‘cause
it’s kill or be killed when Motherboar sets acid to tongue and cranks out
unearthly volts of cinder block rock that hits your ass like prison sex. In
fact, I’d say if Motherboar were from somewhere like Norway or Florida, instead
of ol’ Mass, then it’d be hard not to peg ‘em as death metal demons, but as it
is they’ve got red blood pumping through their seething veins, rife with
adrenaline, PBR, and motor oil. Kind of the beautiful mess you’d end up with if
you spent your summers growing up listening to Motorhead, Clutch, Ironlung and
Wino, kicking chickens, and picking things out of your beard. It’s nasty, Jack,
so get with the Motherboar.
- Jeff Warren
jesu Conqueror
Hydrahead
If the words ‘Gorgeously hypnotic’, ‘celestial ambience,
underwater phantasms and slow-rolling nebulae’’, kaleidoscopic rapture’ and ‘no
sonic boundaries’ make your head swim and heart swell then really you should go
and buy something else, like Spacemen 3’s The Perfect Prescription, not
this slumbering pile of dope-head drool n’ dribble that is so slovenly it’d ask
a sloth to skin-up for it. Towellin torpor trowelled from under next door’s
fence while they have a party for My Bloody Valentine and Dinosaur Jr, only they
got the stalks not the seeds. That they have a song called ‘weightless and
horizontal’ says it all, without you even needing to endure its ten minute
languish in the limitless halls of languor. Dangerous, in that it’ll make you
plead for undefined un-anesthetized surgery.
-
Stu Gibson
Thee Merry Widows Revenge Served Cold
People Like You
Hellbilly harlots a go go led by burlesquer Miss Eva von
Slut, these mirthfully widowed dames tear up the tarot and torment the boys of
San Fang-cisco with an all too apparent ability to turn testes to trifle with a
sultry stare and sullen stroke of their precious cask-aged for 17 centuries
Gretsches. All the requisite psychobilly totems spill out their Revamp bags -
and slippery hints of hip-cracking dominatrixity can only turn a key in the
ignition - but for all the blood-curdling, bollock-baiting cocktail bar mariachi
of ‘Girl Assassins’ and ‘Revenge’, bad-girl cow-boogie of ‘Black Widow’ and
sulphuric surf of ‘All Of Them Witches’ there’s body parts missing, like their
corpses need tampering with once the crime scene’s been secured. If not entirely
charmed into a coquettish, clumsy, knee-knocking keg of powder set to burst by
this troupe of lost girls, this casket sure as Bela Lugosi’s dead ain’t for the
charnel house just yet.
-
Stu Gibson
The Night Terrors
Cobras
Big Neck Records
Milwaukee’s
The Mistreaters
are the Balls. I know, you were just thinking the same thing
right? Well, sweet. Since we’re on the same page and all, let’s discuss a close
relation to The Mistreaters, The Night Terrors.
So, here I am on my knees. Compelled by the sound of Tony
Sagger every time he opens his mouth. You gotta get your hands on the Sagger
“Skull Rider” EP. I’m sure
Sleazegrinder will tell you the same thing. Vocally, Sagger could be
Lemmy K’s evil brother. And fuck you…sure it’s possible; there could totally
be a more evil version of Lemmy. Besides, the Real Lemmy is busy playing with
Slim Jim Phantom right now (touring now as
The Head Cat. Matter of Factly, they are playing here in
Seattle tonight. I might be
there right now for all you know. Hoping for 30 seconds with Lemmy so I can ask
him “Blonde or Red”? Knowing the answer, but pushing my luck anyway. I got
Ambition).
Kevin Mistreater (of
Dusty Medical Records and the aforementioned Mistreaters), plays his guitar
like prison shank on skin. Lucky for you and me, The Night Terrors are not
currently in prison but playing some really good rock coated with
Milwaukee’s finest
gutter-sludge. Not to be outdone by it’s excellent rock scene, Milwaukee is also
he King of Cheap Beer. Old Milwaukee makes for a really good Red Beer Sleazy
Reader. Almost as good as PBR. You won’t drink me later, but I’m still right.
As I often speak of drinking, “Caught me Looking” is a
nasty jam about the labors of drinking. It throttles between choruses of “It
gets me thinking, I wanna die. It get me thinking, I want a surprise.” Or like I
heard the second chorus: “You get me drinking. I get high. And I want a
Surprise”. The Night Terrors are my kind of people.
At
any rate, The Night Terrors can’t be the beer can kings
of Milwaukee Rock and The Boogeymen…okay, maybe they can. Just listen to this
record. Evil, Rock and Beer look really good together.
Look at me.
-
DJC
Point One
Unlucky Stars
Adrenaline
I didn’t even
think people made this kind of music anymore. You know, the nu-rock schlock
that’s so 1997? The kind of music played by dudes with eyeliner and spiked hair?
The shit you end up with when you watch too many Evanesence and Finger Eleven
videos on MTV, or when you try to sound like Helmet and Nine Inch Nails at the
same time, and all you’re left with is a boring mess of industrial opera rock
with some dude up front imploring every facet of the whining to screaming and
back again vocal range? Didn’t we learn anything from the second Brides of
Destruction album (or the first one for that matter)? I mean, we’re not gonna
settle for lines like “I breathe you in/You’re my oxygen” are we? Thank your
lucky stars I filtered this one out for you.
- Jeff
Warren
Turku
Romantic Movement Rock Rhythm And Revolution
Fading Ways
Finland
Usually a band that give the revolution and generation
slogans as easily as Ozzy gives the hand-horn sign should be siphoned off
into shark-haggis. A band who also start with a clinically clean guitar jangle
and keyboard arpeggios that are so close to The Killers and, Holy Mary
mother of God, Feeder, should be quarantined, castrated and hawked
around Chinatown in a
case of gonzo-psychiatry. Curiously then, that the song called, with
clear-headed sincerity, ‘The Classic’ is a magic carpet ride ‘neath a Northern
Lights sweep of epic euphoria, of the same stadium-slaying sub-sector that
Manic Street Preachers managed to muster with ‘Everything Must Go’, proves a
kiss-of-death cousin to any pusillanimous suppositions of cash-in sell-out
striving for someone else’s cocktail-stained coat-tails. It simply glides
grandiloquently, glacially, glassy-eyed and classy past on its glimmering astral
sleigh. An icy melancholy prevails, tinged with giddy neons of nostalgia yet
blanketed with a sense of Aladdin Sane’s alienation and Suede’s early,
louche, haughty grandiosity, not least the improbably-titled ballad ‘Sonic
Redemption’, which knocks you two steps from any move by being a soggy semolina
piano ballad. The guitars audibly get lower throughout ‘The Pigs (Of Gadara)’ as
it shakes off a Only Ones slumber poetry-party, ‘Techno Revolution’
(featuring Eduardo Martinez of Flaming Sideburns) shuttles around
inner space and sanctums like Glucifer’s ‘Basement Apes’ and ‘Animals’
rips open it’s velvet shirt and reveals once and for all the beating, rippling
heart that inside. All that and I almost forgot to mention that the last track
‘Provocation’ has a riff remarkably like MC Hammer’s ‘You Can’t Touch
This’.
- Stu Gibson
Stinking
Lizaveta
Scream of the
Iron Iconoclast
At a Loss
The Brothers
Papadopoulos are back, with the always fierce and foxy Cheshire Agusta backing
them up, for a fifth instalment of their monolithic jazz doom. The music on
Scream of the Iron Iconoclast is pretty much as the name suggests, which
means you’re looking up the word ‘iconoclast’ right now just to figure out
what’s going on here. Well, stick with me, Jack, because all you really need to
know is that we’re talking about destruction – of forms, ideas, beliefs, and
brain matter – which is SL’s bread and butter. This trio has built a career out
of attacking their instruments like steel wool to a rusty pipe and letting you
wallow in the din, and this is just one more go-round of their hunkering,
incalculable, putrid yet clean metal/stoner/jazz fusion. Of course, there’s no
actual screaming on this record, but it’s definitely implied musically, and you
may be driven to the edge of some cold mountain top, wailing like a bloodshot
baboon after a few spins of this one, but that’s just the sign of a winning
formula, isn’t it? So dig the beards and the chick and the madness and the
destruction. Oh, the beautiful destruction.
- Jeff
Warren
The Turbo A.C.’s
Live to Win
Bitzcore Records
My Old Man got to open “Live to Win” by The Turbo A.C’s
first. After removing the disk from the jewel case, he stops in exactly the way
any red-blooded man would to gaze at a photograph of a mostly nude woman…okay,
make that three, mostly-nude women. Playing cards, in fishnets and heels (which
you would have to purchase to see now, wouldn’t you?). Then he says:
“This has to be the best CD release ever. End of review.
Now get in bed.”
Cherrybomb Note: You can get a whole
deck full
of the girls if you want ‘em. And I’m pretty sure you want ‘em.
So then, two hours later, “Live to Win” finally gets
plugged into my busy box for an official listen. “Maybe I’m not supposed to
be doing this…it’s bad…it’s wrong”.
Okay boys, get me off…again.
Ten years later, and after a few line-up changes, we
finally got release number six from the NYC based Voodoo-Surf rock band, the
Turbo A.C.’s
Although I am popular (or hated) for comparisons, “Genuine”
has the same earwig guitar jam served up by the Foo Fighters on “I’ll Stick
Around”. Quickly, “Live to Win” kicks me riff-happy to Sunday. Matter of fact, I
don’t think I have been this switched on since
L.A. Guns. And that’s way too long if you can do math. If not, well, I
understand. Like you, numbers just make me angry and want to slug random
strangers. Although “Live to Win” was recorded in NY, it also imported some
fine Sunset Boulevard swagger to go along with it’s gritty,
Escape from New York
sound. It even smelled like Pam Anderson when I got it
(don’t ask me to describe that in more words than Rock/Sex/Fish). “Overdrive”
includes an excellent mid-stream Bongo solo kicked out to the tune of
“Wipeout”. Now, to win extra Cherrybomb points (you can redeem them for
loads of great sex, I mean stuff…okay sex, but no kissing…) listen to
The Briefs (who toured briefly with TAC) and
Zeke. TAC’s most recent label, Bitzcore, regularly releases vinyl. And you
gotta love that.
If I can wear it, great. If I can play it AND screw to it,
I love it.
-
DJC
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The Scientists Sedition ATP
“Six strings in one song…” Kim Salmon about guitarist Tony
Thewlis after ‘Backwards Man’
That these Australian earthquake-surfers swamp-slop-swiggers
reformed last year at Mudhoney’s behest for their day hosting the All
Tomorrow’s Parties event, in a kind of swamp rock Morrissey and New
York Dolls pucker-up, should say a lot to the uninitiated. That this first
proper live recording will sizzle your insides like melting crisp packets should
say a lot more. Pounding, metropolic machine rhythms map out sprawling expanses
of urban-industrial dead-end meltdown with tyre-slashing Link Wray guitars that
stage-dive into sheet metal with a systematic insistence like pistons powered by
John Lee Hooker’s stomp board put through Motorhead’s PA system. Their
stubbornly rudimentary yet regimented approach, like blues subsumed in lava as
new landmasses form, grinds like The Stooges ‘Funhouse’ ghostdancing on a
precipice while Suicide drive a steamroller towards it. Thusly,
comparisons to The Birthday Party, paltry and uninvited they may but be,
are an inevitable result. Yet The Scientists, by their very name, are (slightly)
more considered and, well, scientific, so whilst their metallic combine
harvester chomping (just listen to the guitar sound, especially on the
obnoxious wheatfield-wilting ‘We Had Love’) reflects deadened reflexes of social
squalor and citizen drained they still capture a timeless essence caught
somewhere between being stranded in the broiling, barren wastes that enclose
their Perth homeland and being on the cusp witnessing the morass of natures’
forces forging new foundations – the odd moments of reflection have cinematic
shades of Green On Red penning apocalyptic scripts about waters muddied
with lung-sucking firestorm squalls of frenetic feedback fatalism. Mordant
Detroit beats for the
disaffected and disavowed sucked into a vacuum of indigestible drones like a
comet on their endless cycle collecting the wasted and waylaid…Inciting,
igniting and exciting. Maybe not as sexy as The Cramps but an essential
pit-stop for any devotees of monstrous repetito-rockin’ that rolls like a
logging disaster and the boulder-bulldozin’ blues of Jon Spencer,
Spacemen 3 or Australia’s current educated derelicts The Drones.
Stu Gibson
Electric Mary
The
Definition of Insanity
Irustu
Records
You see,
Electric Mary (whose name is lifted from studio manager Mary Campbell of
Electric Lady Studios, Jimi Hendrix’s old digs) is really quite ballsy and
somewhat heavy and righteous with their arena-sized riffs. Yet, there’s
something about Mary (sorry, I had to) and The Definition of Insanity
that doesn’t sit quite well with me. It’s got this whole Velvet Revolver type
of corporate rock vibe going on, which is really quite a shame because they
can, at times, sound like Buckcherry, The Ga*Ga*s, Hurricane Party, or even The
Golden Gods, especially on the track “Let Me Out.” I don’t know, man. All I know
is that it’s mirrored shades, faded bells, empty bottles, and a muscle car full
of potential. It won’t be your favourite, but you’ll dig it enough.
Chip Hanna and The Berlin
Three Chip Hanna and The
Berlin Three
People Like You
US Bombardier of the drum stool Hanna rips it up a right
rare treat here, taking the strum-seat centre-stage with members of Mad Sin
(including the excellent mini-gun to the minute twanging of Tex Morton)
in a series of frantic cross-border chases and gallant getaways. Much of the
album shakes like a honky-tonk being hitched up and hauled out on the back of a
1930s trailer-truck down dirty back roads, racing to the level-crossing in an
attempt to beat the steam-engine bearing down like in the old movie clips.
Raised in rural
Louisiana with a ma that sang on country radio this is a heartfelt hootenanny
not a mere dribblingly derivative homage. Charting chequered flags and false
starts from the road-addled truck-stop story so far ‘Wouldn’t Change A Thing’,
childhood memories ‘Just A Cowboy’ or ‘True Believers’ testifying to friends and
family this is full-tilt psycho-blue grass sang by the shadow Steve Earle
left behind on crack alley. In a sort of alternate, demented, ‘Train A Comin’,
the reflective ode to home ‘Louisiana’, ‘Honky Tonk Girl’ and tongue in
tequila-quaffing cheek ‘Drinkin’ State Of Mind’ suggests as strongly as Wray ‘n’
Nephew rum that this cranked-up teeth chomping cow-punkery of the Hank 111
variety is one knee-jerking, jack-knifing, jig ‘n’ jamboreel jag that shouldn’t
be left like family reunions. Let’s hope he finds another day in Deutschland
sometime soon.
-Stu Gibson
Tunnel Of Love
Rockin’Rollin’ Bitches
Big Neck Records
Tunnel of Love really hits you from behind with Rockin’
Rollin’ Bitches. Vocalist Andy MacBain bears an eerie resemblance to
David Johansen. A Cro-Magnon Johansen. That just beat a blow up doll into
submission. And then he decides she needs it up the ass. After looking at TOL’s
website, I can’t help but think of early shirt-less
Bathory
sans the Viking weapons and leather.
So, if there were bands in the day of Vikings, Tunnel of
Love was Led Zep. Mixed and recorded with a 4 Track, the fuzz is turned up past
11 all the way to “Fuck Yeah” on this one. Listening to TOL is like getting
thrown into a pit full of rabid wild animals armed with a Strat and drum sticks.
And all you got to protect yourself is some ear-goggles and a bottle of
Jagermeister.
“Down in Hell” is a surprisingly upbeat rip at, well, Hell.
Don’t know for sure but TOL might be Satan’s next house band if they keep this
up. Follow that one up with “Ride Jesus Ride” and that’s some malevolent music
to my ears. And while I’m talking about the good things to come for these Rockin’
Rollin’ Bitches, I’m sure if we ALL chip in we can get the boys in TOL some
shirts. Maybe we could even squeeze a few bucks out for a stool for Makoto. But,
I’m pretty sure he enjoys beating the shit out of his kit while standing.
Holy crap…this record is crazy.
I would kill to see some photos of the “recording session”
that gave us Rockin’ Rollin’ Bitches. Seriously, this record clubbed me right
over the fucking head and dragged me off into the bushes. Like TOL, I never
really cared for subtlety.
Tunnel of Love are doing their own thing. Well, that and a
completely insane cover of
Iron Butterfly’s
“In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida”. Let’s face it, there’s nothing sane
about this record.
Except the fact that you don’t have it yet, Jack-O. And you
need to.
-
DJC
The Fucking Champs VI Drag
City
Despite a name suggestive of a naughty surf band cutting
class to frolic in sun-kissed sandpits simultaneously skipping soundcheck this
San Franciscan trio pull off their collage of instrumental metal soundscapes,
before hammering it on to somewhere paradoxically inappropriate, like the dark
side of the moon. Where they could easily come across as a karaoke tape for a
bring your own neuroses and non-existent angst meeting this, thankfully, is a
veritable classic metal riff riot, not a lame exercise in one man and his Van
Halen fantasy, despite the odd Bill and Ted Wyld Stallyns moment and
the overwhelming urge it induces to wave your left arm about like Bruce
Dickinson frantically trying to wipe the James Hetfield frown from
his brow that Kerry King has just stamped there. Navigating the swollen
notes and labyrinth of glacier engulfing chords that are pinched, nipped and
tucked, if not castrated with the calculating calm of a psychopath settling down
to a post-slaughter gander at the Evening Post’s cryptic crossword can be
gruelling but as clever clever goes this meticulous and complex case of
cinematic road rage weathers the rip-tides well. Like mathematicians on a
graffiti spree daubing an avalanche of ridiculous algebra equations onto
terraces and tenements to attempt to convey how they manage to play cool
instrumentals that aren’t surf.
-
Stu Gibson
Hellbats
Unleashed ‘N’
Alive Kicking
Records
As if this
thick, French gust of horror rock wasn’t dark and heavy enough already, it got a
whole lot more so with the death of original Hellbats bassist, Nico. So this
album, I guess, and all the battles with demons contained therein, are dedicated
to him. And to you too, if you like livin’ in the sewers of Demented City and
stomping on the heads of the purple octopi in the murky waters, that is. The
Hellbats kind of remind me of one of my old favourites, Damn 13 (or anything
Adam “Doom” Sewell is releasing on Stereo Dynamite these days), but mostly they
come screaming out of the caves like some wicked crossover mix of DRI and the
Turbo AC’s, leaving behind a vapour trail of psycho- and horrorbilly. This is
pure scum, really, a wreck of an album, so pray to the bad moon rising, pull out
your B-movie collection, and be weird for as long as you can. Nico would
probably want it that way.
- Jeff
Warren
The Electric Prunes Too Much To Dream – Original Group Recordings: Reprise
1966-1967Rhino /
Reprise
As one of the kaleidoscope of bands catapulted from the
catherine wheel that got its knickers and much else in a twist across the States
in the wake of the British Invasion of the early to mid sixties, The Electric
Prunes are rightly immortal for their stomping garage split-screen classics ‘I
Had Too Much To Dream (Last Night) and ‘Get Me To The World On Time’, that
coulda thrown the Stones right out of time. Notable also for their colourful, ex
/ idi-otic moniker alongside Strawberry Alarm Clock, Moby Grape and The
Chocolate Watch Band, they, like those and other Nuggets bands, had much more to
offer than being a mere footnote, however Yeti-sized that foot might actually be
in their case. Maybe they don’t stretch out to the cortex-crumpling extent of
The 13th Floor Elevators but easily to The Seeds level. Where the
first album suffers from the material forced on them by their producer, it’s the
second album - ‘Underground’ - which really sets the scene. Openly admitting
their debt to the Stones ‘Aftermath’ in sound and substance (see ‘Long Day’s
Flight’) there’s also a lot of ‘Between The Buttons’ amidst these bug-eyed
swirlers of daisy-examining whimsy, turf-torching tremolo and sci-fi ragas that
could communicate with ET such is their stripping open of the seam of inner
space strength. ‘Antique Doll’ and ‘I’ evoke ‘Piper At The Gates Of Dawn’ and
it’s childlike yet perceptively cerebral aura; the jaunty country-rock on ‘It’s
Not Fair’ predates The Byrds ‘Sweetheart Of The Rodeo’ milestone; ‘Big City’
(heads up Spacemen 3 completists) is an exquisite surf-pop sunset stroll while
they can always turn the other cloak and emit a slightly sinister air, as on the
Charlie in The Clockwork Chocolate Orange Factory ‘Hideaway’ or ‘Wind-Up Toys’.
Finding themselves fatally cast adrift after their
producers cast session musicians for the third and fourth albums this pleasingly
packaged set (almost a Rhino trademark) full of alternate takes and non-album
singles (such as the blistering balls-out blues rumble that would make Humble
Pie devour themselves of ‘Everybody Knows (You’re Not In Love)’) is finally the
quintessential collection of these unfortunately, quintessential examples of
music business bullshit, and both a testament and a testimonial for what was and
could’ve been.
- Stu Gibson
Big Rig
Blown
Attaboy!
Records
Big Rig come
grumbling at you with a chest-caving kick of redneck rock, in the current-day
classic vein of Early Man or Wolfmother or something, but with a definite stoner
rock vibe that reaches all the way back to the days of Sabbath, when men refused
to wear shirts and the women loved them for it. Actually, Big Rig’s fuzzy
collared sound most closely resembles that of Raging Slab, or any of the meaty
monsters on Small Stone Records really, and this five song EP will turn your
bones to dust. It’s all blown, baby – your speakers, your mind…all of it.
-Jeff
Warren
The
Anxieties
“The
De-Evolution Will Be Televised”/”Nowhere Zone”/”Going To Brazil” 7”
Plastic Idol Records
I feel
pretty confident in the assertion that the boys in Portland’s The Anxieties have
listened to “Blank Generation” a few hundred times. Which is cool, because I
really really like Richard Hell; I also really really like this record. The
vinyl is a lovely fluorescent green colour, for starters. And the band is
pictured inside a television, and I like both television the set and Television
the band, so that’s cool. Also cool is the way this record rocks in a scuzzy,
slightly off-kilter 70’s punk way. Both original songs, “The De-Evolution Will
Be Televised” and “Nowhere Zone,” while hearkening back to Hell on lyrical and
musical (and probably even spiritual) levels, are pretty fucking great. (The
Motorhead cover is also very good.) Some music is bad, and some music is good,
and some music falls under the classification of “Holly-music,” which is
indefinable in that I-know-it-when-I-hear-it-and-love-it way. The Anxieties
definitely fall into the latter category. So don’t worry, boys, it’ll all work
out, I promise…
- Holly
The Show I’ll Never Forget
Sean
Manning, editor Da
Capo Press
“There is no anticipation like the one that waits for music
to begin.” Alice Elliott Dark
Irrespective of your personal favourites the merits of
these fifty scribes most memorable concerts lies in their capturing the utterly
shuddering effect of the pivotal, pulsing, priapic rhythm that shakes
foundations all down the line, scaring preachers and teachers while inspiring
and informing the seekers. So much so that the names of bands or artists could
have been banished backstage, relegated to ‘the band’ or ‘the singer’ – the
effect would be pretty much the same. For instance, the piece on Queen
encapsulates the jubilation and eye opening essence of unrequited teenage lust,
angst and all-encompassing devotion whereas Ishmael Reed’s sketches of Miles
Davis sum up the awakening of adolescence and ambition with the
Springsteen-Kerouac sign-off of ‘…my hometown could not hold me…I wanted the
world’, which could be some universal unconscious reaction to such manic concert
hall epiphanies. At times reflecting the nostalgia of Stephen King in ‘Stand By
Me’ mode the reminisces are eulogies to the intertwining of life and music, be
that first loves, friends come and gone; fleeting, ephemeral freeze-frame
moments from the fundamental to the fanciful. Whether that’s Holly George and
Robert Burke Warren’s two-part western novella of romance and rancour
soundtracked by Van Morrison or Chuck Klosterman’s typical gymnastically genius
riff on Prince, ultimately, as Bruce Baumann mulls in his static glimpse of
Television, this collection will reverberate amongst those who can see
themselves in the line ‘I still get chills thinking of that night and how music
can make me feel.’
- Stu Gibson
The Grit
Shall We Dine? People Like You
“We tipped so well we got most of our drinks for free…”
–‘Whoever You Are’
This ‘ere label debut from Geordies in London’s slumberland
The Grit features much of the tumultuous live set of rigid digit punk riffing up
rockabilly they’ve been stampeding around much of the UK and Europe these last
coupla years. Outlining their immediate surroundings and the desire to get the
fuck out, dripping sarcastic, caustic wit with the jubilant and ferocious
passion of the righteous (their own ‘Grit City Rockers’ ‘Love Thy Neighbour’),
having a fuck-fantasy loada fun along the way. ‘The Ones’ is both a classic
statement of belief and a warning of grief to come, nailed nay-sayers to their
doors before kicking it in, a powerful and inspirational battle hymn, ‘Mayday’ a
scratchy ska-scraper that descends into a hoe-down at fiesta and your sister at
siesta, ‘Fear And Consumption’ a skewed Wild West morality play scrum-down in a
bucket o’ blood, the focal point of the violent themes that litter these tales
of modern utopia. Intelligent terrace anthems with the positive, apathy-baiting
diatribes a certain Joe Strummer rejoiced in, with the anti-social sandblasting
death-knell for middle-class suburban dreams ‘I Came Out The Womb An Angry Cunt’
the dashing, dam-busting squadron leader on its way to being a highly decorated
ace. While their Clash / Rancid hybrid is an initial obvious reference point, it
thankfully isn’t a case of pathetic posturing and whoring for a Hellcat deal.
It’s merely a keg or two to prop up their portable bar which they then raise,
drink dry and re-stock it, branded in their own image. Essentially, The Grit
possess what’s so often overlooked when tossing easy comparisons to Strummer
around, namely the spirit and heart of the man. Something you can’t cop along
with a few hooks. I think it’s what’s called being real. With the
Sandinista-territory flouting ‘Stuck In Streatham’ and ‘Not Gonna Get Me Out Of
Here’, country crooner meets sluiced skunk-stinking rocker in a back-room bar
uptown ‘Whoever You Are’ and the rather touching portrait to an old regular ‘Mr
Minto’, there’s a multitude of hints that The Grit won’t be stagnating on the
‘billy circuit in years to come. Unless they wish to. And they pretty much do
just that. Vital, invigorating and motivating as well as motorvatin’.
Wily scabs that’ll make you itch and scratch, and if it all
goes tits up they have a ready made compilation cash-in ready to go, Flogging A
Dead Horse style with the line ‘Sniffing in the pisser’ on ‘A Geordies Song’.
While not perfect ‘Shall We Dine?’ is one inviting introduction.
- Stu
Gibson
Silicon Vultures Silicon Vultures EP
Captains Of Industry
Depth charge electro trash clatterings with a
Jean-Jacques gristle-snorting bass, Brian James jackbooted banshee
guitars wearing Wayne Hussey’s nose on the front of it’s leather stetson and
acutely constipated vocals make this toxic disco caterwauling a leaking
submarine sleaze-pop Poseidon adventure. Might be as fleeting as the decadent
nights it desires and at times sounds more like Blur than they may intend
but it’s better than EBM.
-
Stu Gibson
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