Built 4
Speed Minor Part 1 Endless
Soul
This debut seven-track
mini-marvel from these German ‘billies belies the last third of their name if it
implants unicorn-quiffed psychos playing repetitious rampant frenzies about
rancid corpses and B-movie Bettie Page wannabe broads in your
imagination.
These guys sure are built
for it but take things at a cooler, more considered pace, cruising the strip in
safe knowledge that a whole casino-load of extra power is under their collective
hood if needed. As such, they’re a class act and a refreshing sip of blue moon,
and swigs of black heart, cocktails somewhere between Chris Isaac and
early Nekromantix eating at BB King’s Blues Club, negotiating
clandestine contracts. Summoning a spooky, slightly sinister atmosphere
throughout from the gutsy gusts of grinding, malevolent twang on Trust
and The Lady to the bluesy Rockin and slinky Long Legged One
these are well worth more than a thorough once-over. Along with the two four
track singles from current album MINOR PART 2 – Personal Jesus and Six
Feet Under – there’s not a dull moment, which sure doesn’t belie that
last part of their name.
- Stu Gibson
The
Dickies Dawn Of The Dickies Captain
Oi
Originally released at the
smouldering fag-end of a seventies that famously largely sucked this deluxe
digipack repackaging a go go for the second Dickies album (itself originally
reissued to commemorate the millennium) allows a further reappraisal of one of
the more popular punk bands of the time, but seemingly one of the least
acclaimed. Hard-wiring the adrenalised angst pop-rush of the Buzzcocks
with the intelligent clowning of the Boomtown Rats (complete with saxes
and layered backing vocal harmonies) circa Tonic For The Troops, which this
could be the insolently carefree younger sibling of, with their own general
comic strip sense of celebrating the absurd, inane and inconsequential. If
Infidel Zombie, Where Did His Eye Go? (about Sammy Davis Jr),
Stuck In A Pagoda With Tricia Toyota (about a Japanese news-reader),
Manny, Moe And Jack (tribute to an L.A. care store) or Attack Of
The Mole Men don’t indicate that The Dickies are nothing if not a riot
encapsulating the glorious rush that the initial slurry of skewed punk brought
surging out from suburban and inner city boredom then become a Buddhist and pray
for rebirth.
- Stu Gibson
Paid In Black A Tribute To Johnny
Cash – (Various
Artists)
Wolverine
Considering the venerable
Cash’s ‘Man In Black’ persona it’s not actually too far over the state-line to
compile a coven of mainly horror-punk to lovingly maul, and in some cases
murder, this spate of classic modern song. If you don’t readily relish this
prospect take the plunge, keep your wits about you and you’ll make it out the
other side largely intact. So what’s in this seething cauldron? Tastiest morsels
may well be Colonel Sanders’ Grave’s quite astounding reel around the
mountain jig on Dark As A Dungeon, The Spookshow’s The Kneeling
Drunkard’s Prayer which manages to keep the gospel sanctity with their own
ghoulishness, and Lonesome Spurs straight but sublime reading of
Folsom Prison Blues (bear in mind that Danny B. Harvey and Lynda
Kay) along with The Aggro-Nuts werewolves in zombie-Zulu-land sludge
through Big River. Get outta this alive and you’ll leave with The Bang
Tale’s bleary-eyed, raw-hearted, tear-throated Sunday Morning Coming Down
that captures the rustling leaves and half-suppressed nostalgia in a squall of
spiralling guitars, and is simply very very elegant in it’s state of dilapidated
disrepair. Some merely hang them on meat-hooks and falter with the chainsaw
ignition though still to no mean effect. Blitzkid’s I Walk The Line,
The Boo Berry’s Sam Hall and Electric Frankenstein’s
suitably psychotic Cocaine Blues provide the bronco-bucking cow-punk
boogie with The Massacres Wreck Of The Old ’97 and Nuke And The
Living Dead’s One Piece At A Time swinging in with happy drunk
punches of psyched up rockabilly. A few do fumble like the feeble dweeb you know
is gonna meet a gruesome demise at the outset of the film. Mister Monster’s
Give My Love To Rose and The Ghoul’s Cry! Cry! Cry! aren’t
especially painful ordeals but simply adding a touch of distortion doesn’t an
inspired cover make, as heartily as the tribute may be meant. Most interesting
award goes to Psycho Charger’s Wanted Man which combines industro-beats
with a warped Breaking The Law riff, it’s pretty shit but at least they took it
in hand and mangled it according to their own harrowing hymn book.
- Stu Gibson
The Lurkers Fulham Fallout
Captain Oi
Similarly swanky digipack
deluxisation as with The Dickies this is an essential reissue of one of
the original class of ’77 punk bands, as it doesn’t duck any duties by including
a steel-toed stomping twelve track bonus bonanza, rounding up the singles and
their b-sides and some demos. Their rampantly roughshod clodhopping blaze of
glorious simplicity and direct assault led them to be tagged as the British
Ramones and while that could be seen as a curse and a blessing the
blistering intent and gauche lyrics of frustrated longing, alienation and aggro
strike a similar chord to the knock-need New Yorkers. ‘I don’t need to tell her
– I’m a super feller’ must rank as one of the best lyrics ever, Jenny as
a classic sardonic punk no-hope love song, the self-explanatory I’m On Heat
(‘take a look at my sheet…’) and Self Destruct likewise a startlingly
simple yet straight through the bone summation of desperation, not least the
line ‘I wanna cry but I don’t know how’, of the type conspicuous in most music
never mind punk. Veering between nursery rhyme playground chants and battle
cries (check the intros to Total War and Shadow in relation to
their choruses), even the re-booting of The Crystals’ Then He Kissed Me as
Then I Kicked Her belies any skull-head thuggery and keeps it’s Just William
style charm by coming across as a tongue stuck out across the school disco
floor. FULHAM FALLOUT can splatter zits over the mirrors of the middle-aged they
didn’t know were still there. In keeping with the spirit of the album and its
time suffice to say this is brilliant.
-Stu Gibson
Orange Escape From L.A.
Hellcat Records
Crikey almighty, Hellcat
go for the nascent-hormone market. Citrus sweet and sticky as their name may
suggest Orange ply sickly nursery rhyme tunes with some street (as in those
suburban avenues that most likely feature in Steven Spielberg films) punk cred
perfect for next season’s O.C. soundtrack, or whatever CGI-customised epic from
the canyons comes next. As it is it’s akin to getting tattooed then having to
live in a shirt in case your parents find out, trying to pass off showering in
your Fall Out Boy hoodie as an adolescent quirk, even though you’re actually 35.
Twat. At best (eg What I’m Looking For) its sprightly Cal-punk could hail
hope quick as a Thai hooker hails a horny holiday-er, it’s all hood down,
air-conditioned, clean-cut and well-pressed and thank fuck it’s emo free, for
which, however much it almost made these guts churn wins them a bonus point, or
maybe half of one.
- Stu Gibson
Enthroned
Tetra Karcist
Black Metal? For summoning
demons onto Earth’s mortal boiling cauldron? A load of hokum? - snake oil for
hypnotising Scandinavians into random bouts of Norwegian stabbing frenzies, band
cannibalism and church-burning? An excuse to manufacture ever more ludicrous
bass-drum contraptions for those eighteen double beats a bar? An erudite insight
into a world denied us since the cunting christian empire covered up and took
over or frustrations levied by overgrown Dungeons and Dragons fanatics bored of
Dio albums giving themselves cool names like Nornagest, Nguaroth and
Phorgath? Whichever way barbaric Belgian beasts Enthroned at least unleash their
circular saw grind at the tuneful, anthemic end of the spectrum of this most
rectally prolapsing sort of metal. The guitars both seethe and boil while
straining at their leashes lashed to the drummer’s foreskin (Tellum
Scorpionis). Fervent sermons are tempered with guitar lines like choral
masses over firestorm maelstroms (Pray, The Seven Ensigns Of Creation).
There’s epic scenery in abundance too (Through The Cortex, Deviant Nerve
Angelus) and you can’t deny the concentrated intensity and deviant dischord
amid the murky depths they march through like marines of masochistic nihilism.
Sure, there’s Motorhead and Zeke and now Gallows when you
want thrill-ride pin-eyed rockin’ but take a detour sometime and see there’s
more below this world than Cradle Of sodding Filth.
-
Stu Gibson
High On Fire Death Is This
Communion
Relapse
Sounding like they formed
from something Lemmy spat out onto Sunset Boulevard one mornings walk
home this Oakland trio’s third full-lengther is one obelisk shattering ode
to oblivion. Resolutely metal, but more stoner doom than their own black metal
description implies, this newest set goes straight into Satan’s little black
book of perfect dining partners, such is the massively sulphurous sound that is
unleashed, compressing your vital signs into a space like that of a sparrow’s
ventricles. Relentlessly surging onwards every other song is an epic voyage of
brutality, a trek through barren wildernesses in search of new lands followed by
a bout of pile-driving pillaging and drinking. Where the haul can indeed be
heavy going at times songs like Turk and Headhunter provide
anthemic relief in the latter third as new horizons are spotted to hack to
pieces with their sonic assault. If they were a sword be sure they’d be a
double-handed broadsword.
- Stu Gibson
Supagroup
Fire for Hire
Foodchain Records
Supagroup is supafun. You
know that and I know that. And because it just plain works or because the band
only knows one way to live (which is fast, in case you’re not paying attention),
Fire for Hire is rife with the party rock riffs these New Orleans cock n’
rollers are known for. It’s got all the Mardi Gras flavor and rock star ego of
their previous efforts, and although I don’t think it stacks up to Rules
in terms of fireworks and flames, Supagroup strut with the best of ‘em, without
a doubt. When they roll in, they roll in smokin’, every time. You know that and
I know that. And really, what more could you ask for?
-Jeff
Gay For Johnny Depp The Politics Of
Cruelty Captains Of Industry
Experimental hardcore
racket, tongue in cheek lampoonery and tom(or John)foolery of possibly the most
would-be outed star this side of little Tom Cruise, senseless and purposefully
tasteless art-school project, or simply blistering genome re-ordering schizo-punk
of whirring guitars emitting Alien skin-scraping screeches, half-garrotted
laryngeal cancers squeezed through a voice-box over toxic-shock rhythms lubed on
the sticky residue of a bathroom speed laboratory. The dark, delirious
underbelly to Turbonegro’s similarly themed homoerotic heroics, replacing their
cock-rock pastiche with free-falling descents, literally, into the bowels of
some benighted, abused and bull-buggered arse-end of society, as on Point The
Finger (Juicy’s Last $).
Behind all the cock and
cottaging obsessed ranting (see opener ‘Cumpassion’) some pertinent points are
discernible such as the kiss-off on single You Have A Theory, I Have A Gun
– ‘If you’ve never read a newspaper and want to be on TV – join the army’. A
vile pounding indeed.
- Stu Gibson
Year Long Disaster Year Long Disaster
Volcom
Not a day goes by – not one measly day – where I
don’t think, at some point, “What the hell ever happened to Karma to Burn?” KTB
was the quintessential instro-outlaw band, tight-lipped 6-gun stoners who rode
ragged wings of deathly grace before crashing, soundlessly, to the ground
somewhere in the first part of this decade. Well, fuck knows where the other
cats are, but bass Karma chameleon Rich Mullins is back with a spankin’ new
outfit, Year Long Disaster, which also happens to feature Daniel Davies, son of
Kinks mongol Dave, on guitar. So that’s pretty high-visibility, right? Sons of
fathers usually work out OK in rock n’ roll – see Whitestarr and the
Wallflowers, if you don’t believe me – and this one is no exception. Recorded in
the desert under a blazing hot sun, “Year Long Disaster” is a monster, a brain-eater, a
fire-starter and a total motherfucker. I’m not even gonna get into
track-by-track details. That shit’s for nerds. All you really need to know is
that YLD rock with devastating ease. They’re like Hermano with bigger dicks. Or
COC with better drugs. Whatever. Maybe once a year a band slithers on to my
desk, points its greasy little finger at my face and says, “Hey, big mouth. I
might be your new favorite band. What are you gonna do about it?”
I’m not gonna argue, that’s for sure. Check these groovy
mustache rockers out. They’re my new favorite band. 4 real.
-Sleaze
Down
III: Over the Under Down Records
It’s the year of seven and Down, precisely five years since
they last blasted us with their southern biker boogie, have quite a story to
tell. Because Dimebag’s been shot, see, and a big hurricane destroyed a bunch of
lives and drug habits have been kicked, and when it comes to channeling anger
and rage into an hour of pure, gut wrenching metal, nobody tells a better story
than a ragged collection of the Pantera, COC, Crowbar, and Eyehategod fellas.
Good breeding, it seems. Frankly, Phil’s never sounded better – ever – and the
music on this one is as sharp as it is heavy, as crawling as it is full
throttle. III is rife with Down’s bluesy, swampy signature of syrupy spook (“3
Suns 1 Star,” “Beneath the Tides,” “Nothing in Return (Walk Away)”), but is
overtly more rock n’ roll this time around (“N.O.D.,” “On March the Saints,” “In
the Thrall of it All”), fusing skull crushing and cock raising quite seamlessly.
It’s a fucking monster, this one, and the scars, desolation, and agony that
trace the album’s skin are most assuredly its remarkable triumph. This is metal
with purpose. This is metal with soul.
-Jeff
Superhuman As Human as We Are
Sound Division
Hey, have you ever seen Black Roses? It’s this dopy
horror movie from 1989 about a band of rubbery alligator demons that turn all
these teenage suburban dorks into spazzy killing machines. Carmine Appice is in
the band. So’s the chick from Madame X, I think. The movie band, I mean. The
band that’s actually on the soundtrack is Lizzy Borden. Remember those dudes?
Sunset Strip. Fried hair. Dumb hats. Well, on first pass, Superhuman reminded me
of Lizzy Borden minus the girly screeching. But that can’t be right, can it?
After all, this is 2007, and Superhuman are from Latvia, which is very far away
from Los Angeles, both geographically and philosophically. So I listened to them
again. And they STILL sound like Lizzy Borden. A manly, brooding Lizzy, with
goth-metal overtones, fire in the belly, and better shoes, but Lizzy
nonetheless, compelte with the crackling flash metal riffs, fist-pumping
anthems, and lighter-waving ballads. And is that wrong? No, I suppose it is not.
As long as they don’t encourage the REAL Lizzy Borden to start their bullshit
back up, then Superhuman are free to rock your face off, if that’s what they
wanna do. And if this fully-charged cache of sleaze-tinged power-rockers is any
indication, that’s exactly what they wanna do.
-Sleaze
Canobliss Liberation of Dissonance
www.canobliss.com
The doper-friendly band name would lead you to believe that
San Diego’s own Canobliss may be your garden-variety stoner rockers, all
bell-bottoms and Leafhound riffs, but those illusions are quickly shattered as
soon as the machine-gunning thrash of opener “Riot” kicks in. An effective first
assault for sure, but as the songs roll on, the band’s motley stew of influences
start to seep through like bloodstains on a white wall, and it becomes quite
obvious that the fellas have listened to a whole mess of System of a Down and
Disturbed. That may, in fact, please a few of you, but I barely survived nu-metal
the first time, man. Lords knows I don’t wanna relive the second wave. I thought
weed made you dig Sabbath?
-Sleaze
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New Model Army High Attack
Attack
They may be long past any
notion of glory days to the casual observer but New Model Army’s glory is in
mainstay Justin Sullivan’s unique and singular vision. Similar to Mike Scott
and The Waterboys the name these days is a vehicle for Sullivan’s
grittily windswept anthems of eloquent ire, social compassion and political
puritanism. Perhaps best summed up in the title track’s tag of ‘from on the high
hills it all looks like nothing’ in answer to all the crazed cacophony of
everyday life, these tales look out from small desolate towns to open air and
freedom with an ever beguiling mix of idealism and realism – getting away while
acknowledging the strife thousands of miles away as well as your own binds to
the you and places of your pasts. Similar to Scott he also retains a fluidity of
approach, not to say line-up, rarely slipping into stagnancy that reinforces his
natural questing questioning and yearning for resolutions. While by no means an
outright classic in the vein of The Ghost Of Cain and more so Thunder And
Consolation, HIGH bristles with trademark passion, warmth and wisdom that
deserves (re)discovering. Fervently flouting any tags applied to him and the
band from folk-rock, goth, agit-punk and on Sullivan is evermore the alternative
poet laureate of these lands akin to T.V. Smith. Long may they reign.
- Stu Gibson
Brimstone Howl Guts Of Steel
Alive
Fermented out in the fetid
wastelands left behind in the debris out in Nebraska thee Brimstoners brittle
garage-blues with boundless with the invention and devotion that harks back
biblically to The Gories and prime-cut Blues Explosion than the
spate of no-pedigree plastic pop practitioners cobbled together by pederastic
A&R – arse and rimming - perverts in the wake of all that Hives jive and
White Stripes, who were uniformly all practised Iggy slur and
vacant stare and could doubtful find a cock if the Ig came and stuffed his right
in their pockets. Which, gladly, is exactly the sort of obsequious, simpering
posturing this howls at until strips willingly peel off to the ground at the
untouched Converse before they can be torn off and their bowels exit into the
ether. If you had to go to church on a Sunday it’d be one based around this, and
those of its ilk, where the brimstone wouldn’t bother the true believers whose
spirits already resound to bastard blues with a bike-chain in place of a crown
of thorns a la Billy Childish and even the blessed Creedence.
- Stu Gibson
The Donnas
Bitchin’ Purple Feather Records
It’s always been a
love/hate thing with The Donnas, hasn’t it? They started out as rag tag
pre-teens in hand-me-downs with attitude to spare, and that was really cool, but
then somewhere along the way they became hot young girls, which is even better,
but the fact that they knew how to play decent music made them a major label PR
hack’s wet dream. And so they got all dolled up like giddy girls at a sleepover
and started blasting bubble gum pop to the delight of the army of Hot Topic mall
rats that now made up their fan base. Of course, the paint had hardly dried on
that project when indie was the music du jour, and so The Donnas put on some
skinny jeans, started going by their birth names, and stripped their sound down
a bit. Keep in mind, they’re still really good looking at this point, and no
matter what their sound or image, we knew they were still kind of badass
underneath it all. I mean, their songs were always about fucking and getting
wasted no matter how they disguised the lyrics, and one of them actually did get
handcuffed on the hood of a cop car for drinking whiskey in public, so the MTV
image might have fooled the kids, but it didn’t fool you and me, Jack.
Now The Donnas are at it
again with a flash metal suicide of terrific proportions – we’re talking air
raid sirens, a Joan Jett-esque album cover, and enough laser guided Def Leppard
arena riffs to rip holes in your jeans. And on top of all that, the girls are
now as hot as ever, adorned from head to toe in tight black leather, probably
cut from the same cloth as Sebastian Bach’s pants. Frankly, I simply melt for a
girl in leather, so this is my favorite Donnas incarnation yet, but I suppose
that’s beside the point. We might be able to believe that The Donnas are now
rocking out the way they want to, having released this one on their own Purple
Feathers record label, but I’m still struggling to find the authenticity behind
the title track’s admonishing salvo “This is what it sounds like when heads
roll/You’re gonna want more/So hold on tight” because there’s still too much
bubble gum fun and not enough chainsaw chaos here. And we know they have it in
them. So, my message to The Donnas is no more posturing, no more songs about how
mad boys make you, and no more time at the salon. What you need to remember is
more leather, more whiskey, and more legitimate bitchin’ ACTION. Oh, Donnas, I
love/hate you.
-
Jeff
W.A.S.P. Dominator
Demolition
Wonderfully starting off
with a riff that almost replicates 9-5 Nasty and Wild Child (and
is itself repeated at various times throughout proceedings) you can be forgiven
for thinking that old Lawless and whoever is aboard nowadays are trading on old
moves and cashing in on whatever vague infamy they courted in the mid to late
eighties, following formulas like a bloodhound with ever-reducing returns. Not
so, always a few packs of cards sharper than many of his contemporaries on
L.A.’s bleach-blond boulevards (and in his own band) Blackie, for the most part,
side-stepped the great grunge flood that washed away many of the most deserving
and applied his intelligence to W.A.S.P.’s always melodic metal mayhem,
unleashing a series of perhaps patchy, though on current form, ever improving,
records such as Taking the quagmire of the Iraq conflagration as his cause
celebre Lawless fuses allegory and some effective imagery, never descending to
demagoguery or doggerel, with what must surely now be such a trademarked sound a
la Maiden’s gallop. As such Heaven’s Blessed, Teacher,
Long, Long Way To Go and closing spell of hoodoo hokum Deal With The
Devil more than validate this crop of sexual perverts as they now sling it
back at the nay-sayers by paradoxically providing a viewpoint on present social
and political perversities.
- Stu Gibson
Whiskey Rebels Create Or Die
People Like You
It’s all to easy to
snobbishly disregard bands like the Whiskey Rebels sometimes, such is the
strangulating straightjacket of street-punk. PLY seem ever able to differentiate
easily between the Rancid, or rancid, wannabe’s that clog up Hellcat’s stable so
much that it now resembles a see-through exercise in vanity and squeamish
back-slapping. Possessing both sawn-off hardcore kilojoules and cojones and a
natural melodic flair that adds extra poignancy to the direct but deft lyrical
content of being down and out but defiant the Rebels bring their own optimism
and hope to Reaper Calling, To Be Poor Is A Crime, Carry On
and Sex, Thugs, Rock’n’Roll but more importantly the belief and passion
of Big Chuck and co. pile-drives this into being a staunch mini-classic of
heart, soul and fire.
-Stu Gibson
The Generators Welcome To The End
People Like You
Double headed tenth
anniversary reissue of this debut that also saw the unleashing of the now mighty
I Used To Fuck People Like You In Prison records. Where a decade of delivering
the decadent and decent goods of the finest punk rock and psychobilly around has
seen the label become almost a by-word for the purest merchandise, so The
Generators have grown into a caustically combustible legion of punk rock
stalwarts, easly surpassing the more generic influences contained here, i.e.
The Clash, Rancid, Stiff Little Fingers classic old school
punk as a whole, which remains the hallmark of a great band, that they now are
and this debut provides evidence for at the outset. A whole lot darker these
days than on this rather more sunnily disposed set, this record, replete with
three bonus tracks, does also show the scorched romanticism, dead-end dreams and
social discord amidst the L.A. streets and world at large that litter their more
recent albums (like current album THE GREAT DIVIDE), such as Plastic Roses,
Voices In The Night and Freedom.
-Stu Gibson
McQueen Break The Silence
Demolition
Brighton (UK) femme
foursome McQueen slay scuzzy L.A. riffs, strip ‘em down and shove ‘em full of
gristle that’d’a caused half the hairdo posers to leave town to risk their early
retirement in Glambangsville, Arkansas, before gutting ‘em on metallic mosh-pop
skewers that makes them relevant to post-grunge hoodie-hardcore kids. Like
they’re exorcising the nightmare of being played Vixen, Phantom Blue
and Lita Ford by their elder sisters but looking around their own teenage
wastelands saw Courtney Love and were equally sick by her media whoring
and the angry bitch clichés and crummy caterwauling of over-hyped shite like
Kittie, they mash up a loada hair-pulling on Neurotic and Dirt
and only really let up for a bit of air on single The Line Went Dead and
the title track mid-way through. Quite probably set for hugeness
considering pop nuggets like Numb, but that doesn’t leave a better taste
as they seem perfectly angled to a certain demographic designed to cover all
bases without being as extreme as they at times can suggest on the best moments.
-Stu Gibson
Hanoi Rocks Street Poetry
Demolition
Hanoi continue their
reformation blues, following 2005’s Another Hostile Takeover. Thirteen tales
told through the eyes of survivors, tigers couldn’t tear down the walls of their
hearts, though their spring-bed of utterly carefree frolicking classics like
Oriental Beat is, perhaps naturally, replaced with a cheery cynicism that
rolls the boogie on Highwired and Stones-y strut of Power Of
Persuasion without descending to Aerosmith style balladry. Though you
think good Hanoi can be got, and kept, down? – This One’s For Rock’n’Roll,
Powertrippin’ will disabuse doubters of the Some tassled, tousled
glimmers of their halcyon daze still linger on the title track and Fashion’s
elegantly un-satiated Andy McCoy riff. Where opener Hypermobile takes
some of the grit GN’R added to their own admitted Hanoi influence a la
You Could Be Mine the T-Rex / E Street Band doo-wop Teenage
Revolution displays the glorious galavanting with song-forms they once
showed on Malibu Beach (Calypso), and Worth Your Weight In Gold
and Tootin’ Star (a certified Harmonica Mike Monroe raver) stand up,
shoulder to shoulder centre-stage at the mic and help cast the rather awful
seventies Stone’s suck-a-thon that is Transcendental Groove to the
shadows. Anyway, even weaker moments like Walkin’ Away wouldn’t, couldn’t
and shouldn’t see these fate-defying rockers shy away from flicking fingers at
destiny for a fair while yet.
Fashion
is also out as a single with
a rather fine, fume-guzzling romp through Dave Edmunds’ Trouble Boys
and vids of the A-side and Boulevard Of Broken Dreams live with Monroe’s
‘I’m me, I’m clean and I feel great closer’. Fair enough.
- Stu Gibson
The Sheepdogs Trying to Grow (dunno, look it up)
You know, it’s funny, because the dudes in The Sheepdogs
actually look like sheepdogs, with their shaggy hair and beards. You are what
you play, I guess, and what The Sheepdogs play is countrified blues n’ roll that
recalls creaky old porches in dust bowl towns, an organic fusion of Southern
harmony and classic vibe, a long and orange horizon of organ, slide guitar, and
a sweeping melancholy, like The Rolling Stones meets The Allman Brothers or
something. They fit right alongside their fellow Canadian traveling brethren
Lions in the Street and My Shaky Jane, and despite the ice that covers the
country half the year, it’s actually nice and warm inside by the fire with a
bottle of hooch and man’s best friend, your trusty old pooch, the sheepdog.
-Jeff
Red Limo Soulful Attack
www.myspace.com/redlimo
I like these dudes because, unlike a good number of rock
bands, they have brains. How do I know this? Because although they released
“Soulful Attack” on 7” vinyl, they ALSO released it on CD, and they sent both to
me. You see, they’re hip enough to know that even though hipster douchebags like
me will tell you we prefer wax, most of the time we are too lazy to actually
spin it. And they are right. I’m listening to the CD version as we speak, even
though I fuckin’ like the vinyl version way better. Really, I do. Anyway, the
music? Primitive, spooked, bare-bones power-pop, with a couple fingers dipped
into the punk rock well and maybe a secret affection for the Banana Splits. I’m
pretty sure the guitarist plays his solos on one string and the drummer sounds
like he’s beating on old paperbacks. They’re like the Honeymoon Killers locked
in a room with only “The Best of the 1910 Fruitgum Company”, some Big Star
rehearsal tapes, and an old Midnight Records catalog from 1986 to keep them
occupied. There was never any doubt in my mind that Red Limo was from New York.
They positively stink of it. In a good way, of course.
-Sleaze
High Voltage High Voltage
Now this is exciting. What we’ve got here are five
not-quite-legal upstarts from Steel Town, Canada with long hair and mirrored
shades hammering out vintage, big-balled arena rock songs that pay genuine
homage to every single Golden God that ever tossed a television out of hotel
room window. If they were old enough to drive they’d be crashing their cars, if
they were old enough to drink they’d be diving off rooftops into swimming pools,
and if they were old enough to know what love was they’d be breaking hearts. I
don’t know how or when they found the right records growing up, but they fucking
found them, Jack – Alice Cooper, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Motley Crue – and they wore
the hell out of ‘em by the sounds of it. The 70s swagger and 80s glitter
dripping off of this five song debut is impressive considering they’re a product
of the 90s. Ok, so I’ve beat the age thing to death, but come on, how great is
it to hear a young band playing REAL rock n’ roll and not that plastic, fashion
mullet clone drone that’s sweeping the nation these days? They’ve been name
dropped by Eric 13 (Sex Slaves), and with dudes like Sean Kelly (Crash Kelly),
Nick Walsh (ex-Slik Toxic), and Ky Anto (Robin Black) stepping up to twirl knobs
on this EP, there’s no mistaking the excitement here. They’re good now, and
they’re just gonna get better.
-Jeff
The Impossible Ones Vs. The World
May Cause Dizziness Records
Well, it’s got plenty Misfits monster-mash, a little wobbly
pyschobilly, a touch of hardcore ferocity (80’s version, not the modern metal-ly
bullshit), the usual macabre sense of humor (“Met her by the cemetery, coulda
sworn that she was dead”), bratty teen-punk vocals, a Theremin…you know, all the
things that make like worth leaving. Not exactly a brand new witch’s brew, but
horror-rock junkies will eat up like eye of newt. Or whatever gross shit you
freaks like to eat.
-Sleaze
Hermano …Into the Exam Room
Suburban/Soulfood
Well, Sleaze (and probably most of you) will be happy to
know that we’ve finally arrived at the point where John Garcia is now the
Hermano dude, not the ex-Kyuss dude. Don’t get me wrong, I like Kyuss, but I
liked Unida better, and since that horse has been put out to pasture, it’s high
time we all got hip to the mighty boss blast of Hermano. This is their third
full-length, so it is official – no more side project status for these brothers,
even if they still play in other bands (Supafuzz, Disengage, and Earshot). With
Hermano, it’s like Unida is still alive and well, only they’re playing
everything in the middle of the desert, coyotes circling and vultures swirling,
the hot and heavy fuzz of their monster riffs breaking the dusty ground beneath
their tired feet and swallowing them whole. …Into the Exam Room
follows form, and with the exception of a few beautifully haunting mellow
cuts, everything on this album is huge, from the raucous riff fest of opener
“Kentucky” to the fist pumping anthems “Left Side Bleeding” and “Our Desert
Home” to the mountain shaking throw down of “Don’t Call Your Mama”. But that’s
just how Hermano plays their cards my friends, and with each consecutive release
they seem to move away from the stoner side of things toward full-tilt space
boogie mayhem, taking the sonic, shamanistic vibe of The Cult and the world
eating appetite of Monster Magnet with them. Another brilliant effort from that
ex-Kyuss…I mean, Hermano dude.
-Jeff
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