CD REVIEWS October, 2007.  Updated 10-18!

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Built 4 Speed
Minor Part 1
Endless Soul

This debut seven-track mini-marvel from these German ‘billies belies the last third of their name if it implants unicorn-quiffed psychos playing repetitious rampant frenzies about rancid corpses and B-movie Bettie Page wannabe broads in your imagination.

These guys sure are built for it but take things at a cooler, more considered pace, cruising the strip in safe knowledge that a whole casino-load of extra power is under their collective hood if needed. As such, they’re a class act and a refreshing sip of blue moon, and swigs of black heart, cocktails somewhere between Chris Isaac and early Nekromantix eating at BB King’s Blues Club, negotiating clandestine contracts. Summoning a spooky, slightly sinister atmosphere throughout from the gutsy gusts of grinding, malevolent twang on Trust and The Lady to the bluesy Rockin and slinky Long Legged One these are well worth more than a thorough once-over. Along with the two four track singles from current album MINOR PART 2 – Personal Jesus and Six Feet Under – there’s not a dull moment, which sure doesn’t belie that last part of their name.

- Stu Gibson 

The Dickies
Dawn Of The Dickies
Captain Oi

Originally released at the smouldering fag-end of a seventies that famously largely sucked this deluxe digipack repackaging a go go for the second Dickies album (itself originally reissued to commemorate the millennium) allows a further reappraisal of one of the more popular punk bands of the time, but seemingly one of the least acclaimed. Hard-wiring the adrenalised angst pop-rush of the Buzzcocks with the intelligent clowning of the Boomtown Rats (complete with saxes and layered backing vocal harmonies) circa Tonic For The Troops, which this could be the insolently carefree younger sibling of, with their own general comic strip sense of celebrating the absurd, inane and inconsequential. If Infidel Zombie, Where Did His Eye Go? (about Sammy Davis Jr), Stuck In A Pagoda With Tricia Toyota (about a Japanese news-reader), Manny, Moe And Jack (tribute to an L.A. care store) or Attack Of The Mole Men don’t indicate that The Dickies are nothing if not a riot encapsulating the glorious rush that the initial slurry of skewed punk brought surging out from suburban and inner city boredom then become a Buddhist and pray for rebirth.

- Stu Gibson

Paid In Black
A Tribute To Johnny Cash – (Various Artists)
Wolverine

Considering the venerable Cash’s ‘Man In Black’ persona it’s not actually too far over the state-line to compile a coven of mainly horror-punk to lovingly maul, and in some cases murder, this spate of classic modern song. If you don’t readily relish this prospect take the plunge, keep your wits about you and you’ll make it out the other side largely intact. So what’s in this seething cauldron? Tastiest morsels may well be Colonel Sanders’ Grave’s quite astounding reel around the mountain jig on Dark As A Dungeon, The Spookshow’s The Kneeling Drunkard’s Prayer which manages to keep the gospel sanctity with their own ghoulishness, and Lonesome Spurs straight but sublime reading of Folsom Prison Blues (bear in mind that Danny B. Harvey and Lynda Kay) along with The Aggro-Nuts werewolves in zombie-Zulu-land sludge through Big River. Get outta this alive and you’ll leave with The Bang Tale’s bleary-eyed, raw-hearted, tear-throated Sunday Morning Coming Down that captures the rustling leaves and half-suppressed nostalgia in a squall of spiralling guitars, and is simply very very elegant in it’s state of dilapidated disrepair. Some merely hang them on meat-hooks and falter with the chainsaw ignition though still to no mean effect. Blitzkid’s I Walk The Line, The Boo Berry’s Sam Hall and Electric Frankenstein’s suitably psychotic Cocaine Blues provide the bronco-bucking cow-punk boogie with The Massacres Wreck Of The Old ’97 and Nuke And The Living Dead’s One Piece At A Time swinging in with happy drunk punches of psyched up rockabilly. A few do fumble like the feeble dweeb you know is gonna meet a gruesome demise at the outset of the film. Mister Monster’s Give My Love To Rose and The Ghoul’s Cry! Cry! Cry! aren’t especially painful ordeals but simply adding a touch of distortion doesn’t an inspired cover make, as heartily as the tribute may be meant. Most interesting award goes to Psycho Charger’s Wanted Man which combines industro-beats with a warped Breaking The Law riff, it’s pretty shit but at least they took it in hand and mangled it according to their own harrowing hymn book.

- Stu Gibson

The Lurkers
Fulham Fallout
Captain Oi

Similarly swanky digipack deluxisation as with The Dickies this is an essential reissue of one of the original class of ’77 punk bands, as it doesn’t duck any duties by including a steel-toed stomping twelve track bonus bonanza, rounding up the singles and their b-sides and some demos. Their rampantly roughshod clodhopping blaze of glorious simplicity and direct assault led them to be tagged as the British Ramones and while that could be seen as a curse and a blessing the blistering intent and gauche lyrics of frustrated longing, alienation and aggro strike a similar chord to the knock-need New Yorkers. ‘I don’t need to tell her – I’m a super feller’ must rank as one of the best lyrics ever, Jenny as a classic sardonic punk no-hope love song, the self-explanatory I’m On Heat (‘take a look at my sheet…’) and Self Destruct likewise a startlingly simple yet straight through the bone summation of desperation, not least the line ‘I wanna cry but I don’t know how’, of the type conspicuous in most music never mind punk. Veering between nursery rhyme playground chants and battle cries (check the intros to Total War and Shadow in relation to their choruses), even the re-booting of The Crystals’ Then He Kissed Me as Then I Kicked Her belies any skull-head thuggery and keeps it’s Just William style charm by coming across as a tongue stuck out across the school disco floor. FULHAM FALLOUT can splatter zits over the mirrors of the middle-aged they didn’t know were still there. In keeping with the spirit of the album and its time suffice to say this is brilliant.

-Stu Gibson   

Orange
Escape From L.A.
Hellcat Records
 

Crikey almighty, Hellcat go for the nascent-hormone market. Citrus sweet and sticky as their name may suggest Orange ply sickly nursery rhyme tunes with some street (as in those suburban avenues that most likely feature in Steven Spielberg films) punk cred perfect for next season’s O.C. soundtrack, or whatever CGI-customised epic from the canyons comes next. As it is it’s akin to getting tattooed then having to live in a shirt in case your parents find out, trying to pass off showering in your Fall Out Boy hoodie as an adolescent quirk, even though you’re actually 35. Twat. At best (eg What I’m Looking For) its sprightly Cal-punk could hail hope quick as a Thai hooker hails a horny holiday-er, it’s all hood down, air-conditioned, clean-cut and well-pressed and thank fuck it’s emo free, for which, however much it almost made these guts churn wins them a bonus point, or maybe half of one.

- Stu Gibson  

Enthroned
Tetra Karcist
 

Black Metal? For summoning demons onto Earth’s mortal boiling cauldron? A load of hokum? - snake oil for hypnotising Scandinavians into random bouts of Norwegian stabbing frenzies, band cannibalism and church-burning? An excuse to manufacture ever more ludicrous bass-drum contraptions for those eighteen double beats a bar? An erudite insight into a world denied us since the cunting christian empire covered up and took over or frustrations levied by overgrown Dungeons and Dragons fanatics bored of Dio albums giving themselves cool names like Nornagest, Nguaroth and Phorgath? Whichever way barbaric Belgian beasts Enthroned at least unleash their circular saw grind at the tuneful, anthemic end of the spectrum of this most rectally prolapsing sort of metal. The guitars both seethe and boil while straining at their leashes lashed to the drummer’s foreskin (Tellum Scorpionis). Fervent sermons are tempered with guitar lines like choral masses over firestorm maelstroms (Pray, The Seven Ensigns Of Creation). There’s epic scenery in abundance too (Through The Cortex, Deviant Nerve Angelus) and you can’t deny the concentrated intensity and deviant dischord amid the murky depths they march through like marines of masochistic nihilism. Sure, there’s Motorhead and Zeke and now Gallows when you want thrill-ride pin-eyed rockin’ but take a detour sometime and see there’s more below this world than Cradle Of sodding Filth.

- Stu Gibson

High On Fire
Death Is This Communion
Relapse

Sounding like they formed from something Lemmy spat out onto Sunset Boulevard one mornings walk home this Oakland trio’s third full-lengther is one obelisk shattering ode to oblivion. Resolutely metal, but more stoner doom than their own black metal description implies, this newest set goes straight into Satan’s little black book of perfect dining partners, such is the massively sulphurous sound that is unleashed, compressing your vital signs into a space like that of a sparrow’s ventricles. Relentlessly surging onwards every other song is an epic voyage of brutality, a trek through barren wildernesses in search of new lands followed by a bout of pile-driving pillaging and drinking. Where the haul can indeed be heavy going at times songs like Turk and Headhunter provide anthemic relief in the latter third as new horizons are spotted to hack to pieces with their sonic assault. If they were a sword be sure they’d be a double-handed broadsword.

- Stu Gibson

Supagroup
Fire for Hire
Foodchain Records 

Supagroup is supafun. You know that and I know that. And because it just plain works or because the band only knows one way to live (which is fast, in case you’re not paying attention), Fire for Hire is rife with the party rock riffs these New Orleans cock n’ rollers are known for. It’s got all the Mardi Gras flavor and rock star ego of their previous efforts, and although I don’t think it stacks up to Rules in terms of fireworks and flames, Supagroup strut with the best of ‘em, without a doubt. When they roll in, they roll in smokin’, every time. You know that and I know that. And really, what more could you ask for? 

-Jeff

Gay For Johnny Depp
The Politics Of Cruelty
Captains Of Industry
 

Experimental hardcore racket, tongue in cheek lampoonery and tom(or John)foolery of possibly the most would-be outed star this side of little Tom Cruise, senseless and purposefully tasteless art-school project, or simply blistering genome re-ordering schizo-punk of whirring guitars emitting Alien skin-scraping screeches, half-garrotted laryngeal cancers squeezed through a voice-box over toxic-shock rhythms lubed on the sticky residue of a bathroom speed laboratory. The dark, delirious underbelly to Turbonegro’s similarly themed homoerotic heroics, replacing their cock-rock pastiche with free-falling descents, literally, into the bowels of some benighted, abused and bull-buggered arse-end of society, as on Point The Finger (Juicy’s Last $).

Behind all the cock and cottaging obsessed ranting (see opener ‘Cumpassion’) some pertinent points are discernible such as the kiss-off on single You Have A Theory, I Have A Gun – ‘If you’ve never read a newspaper and want to be on TV – join the army’. A vile pounding indeed.

- Stu Gibson

Year Long Disaster
Year Long Disaster
Volcom

Not a day goes by – not one measly day – where I don’t think, at some point, “What the hell ever happened to Karma to Burn?” KTB was the quintessential instro-outlaw band, tight-lipped 6-gun stoners who rode ragged wings of deathly grace before crashing, soundlessly, to the ground somewhere in the first part of this decade. Well, fuck knows where the other cats are, but bass Karma chameleon Rich Mullins is back with a spankin’ new outfit, Year Long Disaster, which also happens to feature Daniel Davies, son of Kinks mongol Dave, on guitar. So that’s pretty high-visibility, right? Sons of fathers usually work out OK in rock n’ roll – see Whitestarr and the Wallflowers, if you don’t believe me – and this one is no exception. Recorded in the desert under a blazing hot sun, “Year Long Disaster” is a monster, a brain-eater, a fire-starter and a total motherfucker. I’m not even gonna get into track-by-track details. That shit’s for nerds. All you really need to know is that YLD rock with devastating ease. They’re like Hermano with bigger dicks. Or COC with better drugs. Whatever. Maybe once a year a band slithers on to my desk, points its greasy little finger at my face and says, “Hey, big mouth. I might be your new favorite band. What are you gonna do about it?”

I’m not gonna argue, that’s for sure. Check these groovy mustache rockers out. They’re my new favorite band. 4 real.

-Sleaze

Down
III: Over the Under
Down Records

It’s the year of seven and Down, precisely five years since they last blasted us with their southern biker boogie, have quite a story to tell. Because Dimebag’s been shot, see, and a big hurricane destroyed a bunch of lives and drug habits have been kicked, and when it comes to channeling anger and rage into an hour of pure, gut wrenching metal, nobody tells a better story than a ragged collection of the Pantera, COC, Crowbar, and Eyehategod fellas. Good breeding, it seems. Frankly, Phil’s never sounded better – ever – and the music on this one is as sharp as it is heavy, as crawling as it is full throttle. III is rife with Down’s bluesy, swampy signature of syrupy spook (“3 Suns 1 Star,” “Beneath the Tides,” “Nothing in Return (Walk Away)”), but is overtly more rock n’ roll this time around (“N.O.D.,” “On March the Saints,” “In the Thrall of it All”), fusing skull crushing and cock raising quite seamlessly. It’s a fucking monster, this one, and the scars, desolation, and agony that trace the album’s skin are most assuredly its remarkable triumph. This is metal with purpose. This is metal with soul.

-Jeff

Superhuman
As Human as We Are
Sound Division

Hey, have you ever seen Black Roses? It’s this dopy horror movie from 1989 about a band of rubbery alligator demons that turn all these teenage suburban dorks into spazzy killing machines. Carmine Appice is in the band. So’s the chick from Madame X, I think. The movie band, I mean. The band that’s actually on the soundtrack is Lizzy Borden. Remember those dudes? Sunset Strip. Fried hair. Dumb hats. Well, on first pass, Superhuman reminded me of Lizzy Borden minus the girly screeching. But that can’t be right, can it? After all, this is 2007, and Superhuman are from Latvia, which is very far away from Los Angeles, both geographically and philosophically. So I listened to them again. And they STILL sound like Lizzy Borden. A manly, brooding Lizzy, with goth-metal overtones, fire in the belly, and better shoes, but Lizzy nonetheless, compelte with the crackling flash metal riffs, fist-pumping anthems, and lighter-waving ballads. And is that wrong? No, I suppose it is not. As long as they don’t encourage the REAL Lizzy Borden to start their bullshit back up, then Superhuman are free to rock your face off, if that’s what they wanna do. And if this fully-charged cache of sleaze-tinged power-rockers is any indication, that’s exactly what they wanna do.

-Sleaze

Canobliss
Liberation of Dissonance
www.canobliss.com

The doper-friendly band name would lead you to believe that San Diego’s own  Canobliss may be your garden-variety stoner rockers, all bell-bottoms and Leafhound riffs, but those illusions are quickly shattered as soon as the machine-gunning thrash of opener “Riot” kicks in. An effective first assault for sure, but as the songs roll on, the band’s motley stew of influences start to seep through like bloodstains on a white wall, and it becomes quite obvious that the fellas have listened to a whole mess of System of a Down and Disturbed. That may, in fact, please a few of you, but I barely survived nu-metal the first time, man. Lords knows I don’t wanna relive the second wave. I thought weed made you dig Sabbath?

-Sleaze

 

New Model Army
High
Attack Attack

They may be long past any notion of glory days to the casual observer but New Model Army’s glory is in mainstay Justin Sullivan’s unique and singular vision. Similar to Mike Scott and The Waterboys the name these days is a vehicle for Sullivan’s grittily windswept anthems of eloquent ire, social compassion and political puritanism. Perhaps best summed up in the title track’s tag of ‘from on the high hills it all looks like nothing’ in answer to all the crazed cacophony of everyday life, these tales look out from small desolate towns to open air and freedom with an ever beguiling mix of idealism and realism – getting away while acknowledging the strife thousands of miles away as well as your own binds to the you and places of your pasts. Similar to Scott he also retains a fluidity of approach, not to say line-up, rarely slipping into stagnancy that reinforces his natural questing questioning and yearning for resolutions. While by no means an outright classic in the vein of The Ghost Of Cain and more so Thunder And Consolation, HIGH bristles with trademark passion, warmth and wisdom that deserves (re)discovering. Fervently flouting any tags applied to him and the band from folk-rock, goth, agit-punk and on Sullivan is evermore the alternative poet laureate of these lands akin to T.V. Smith. Long may they reign.

- Stu Gibson

Brimstone Howl
Guts Of Steel
Alive

Fermented out in the fetid wastelands left behind in the debris out in Nebraska thee Brimstoners  brittle garage-blues with boundless  with the invention and devotion that harks back biblically to The Gories and prime-cut Blues Explosion than the spate of no-pedigree plastic pop practitioners cobbled together by pederastic A&R – arse and rimming - perverts in the wake of all that Hives jive and White Stripes, who were uniformly all practised Iggy slur and vacant stare and could doubtful find a cock if the Ig came and stuffed his right in their pockets. Which, gladly, is exactly the sort of obsequious, simpering posturing this howls at until strips willingly peel off to the ground at the untouched Converse before they can be torn off and their bowels exit into the ether. If you had to go to church on a Sunday it’d be one based around this, and those of its ilk, where the brimstone wouldn’t bother the true believers whose spirits already resound to bastard blues with a bike-chain in place of a crown of thorns a la Billy Childish and even the blessed Creedence.

- Stu Gibson

The Donnas
Bitchin’
Purple Feather Records 

It’s always been a love/hate thing with The Donnas, hasn’t it? They started out as rag tag pre-teens in hand-me-downs with attitude to spare, and that was really cool, but then somewhere along the way they became hot young girls, which is even better, but the fact that they knew how to play decent music made them a major label PR hack’s wet dream. And so they got all dolled up like giddy girls at a sleepover and started blasting bubble gum pop to the delight of the army of Hot Topic mall rats that now made up their fan base. Of course, the paint had hardly dried on that project when indie was the music du jour, and so The Donnas put on some skinny jeans, started going by their birth names, and stripped their sound down a bit. Keep in mind, they’re still really good looking at this point, and no matter what their sound or image, we knew they were still kind of badass underneath it all. I mean, their songs were always about fucking and getting wasted no matter how they disguised the lyrics, and one of them actually did get handcuffed on the hood of a cop car for drinking whiskey in public, so the MTV image might have fooled the kids, but it didn’t fool you and me, Jack. 

Now The Donnas are at it again with a flash metal suicide of terrific proportions – we’re talking air raid sirens, a Joan Jett-esque album cover, and enough laser guided Def Leppard arena riffs to rip holes in your jeans. And on top of all that, the girls are now as hot as ever, adorned from head to toe in tight black leather, probably cut from the same cloth as Sebastian Bach’s pants. Frankly, I simply melt for a girl in leather, so this is my favorite Donnas incarnation yet, but I suppose that’s beside the point. We might be able to believe that The Donnas are now rocking out the way they want to, having released this one on their own Purple Feathers record label, but I’m still struggling to find the authenticity behind the title track’s admonishing salvo “This is what it sounds like when heads roll/You’re gonna want more/So hold on tight” because there’s still too much bubble gum fun and not enough chainsaw chaos here. And we know they have it in them. So, my message to The Donnas is no more posturing, no more songs about how mad boys make you, and no more time at the salon. What you need to remember is more leather, more whiskey, and more legitimate bitchin’ ACTION. Oh, Donnas, I love/hate you. 

 - Jeff

W.A.S.P.
Dominator
Demolition

Wonderfully starting off with a riff that almost replicates 9-5 Nasty and Wild Child (and is itself repeated at various times throughout proceedings) you can be forgiven for thinking that old Lawless and whoever is aboard nowadays are trading on old moves and cashing in on whatever vague infamy they courted in the mid to late eighties, following formulas like a bloodhound with ever-reducing returns. Not so, always a few packs of cards sharper than many of his contemporaries on L.A.’s bleach-blond boulevards (and in his own band) Blackie, for the most part, side-stepped the great grunge flood that washed away many of the most deserving and applied his intelligence to W.A.S.P.’s always melodic metal mayhem, unleashing a series of perhaps patchy, though on current form, ever improving, records such as Taking the quagmire of the Iraq conflagration as his cause celebre Lawless fuses allegory and some effective imagery, never descending to demagoguery or doggerel, with what must surely now be such a trademarked sound a la Maiden’s gallop. As such Heaven’s Blessed, Teacher, Long, Long Way To Go and closing spell of hoodoo hokum Deal With The Devil more than validate this crop of sexual perverts as they now sling it back at the nay-sayers by paradoxically providing a viewpoint on present social and political perversities.

- Stu Gibson

Whiskey Rebels
Create Or Die
People Like You

It’s all to easy to snobbishly disregard bands like the Whiskey Rebels sometimes, such is the strangulating straightjacket of street-punk. PLY seem ever able to differentiate easily between the Rancid, or rancid, wannabe’s that clog up Hellcat’s stable so much that it now resembles a see-through exercise in vanity and squeamish back-slapping. Possessing both sawn-off hardcore kilojoules and cojones and a natural melodic flair that adds extra poignancy to the direct but deft lyrical content of being down and out but defiant the Rebels bring their own optimism and hope to Reaper Calling, To Be Poor Is A Crime, Carry On and Sex, Thugs, Rock’n’Roll but more importantly the belief and passion of Big Chuck and co. pile-drives this into being a staunch mini-classic of heart, soul and fire.

-Stu Gibson

The Generators
Welcome To The End
People Like You

Double headed tenth anniversary reissue of this debut that also saw the unleashing of the now mighty I Used To Fuck People Like You In Prison records. Where a decade of delivering the decadent and decent goods of the finest punk rock and psychobilly around has seen the label become almost a by-word for the purest merchandise, so The Generators have grown into a caustically combustible legion of punk rock stalwarts, easly surpassing the more generic influences contained here, i.e. The Clash, Rancid, Stiff Little Fingers classic old school punk as a whole, which remains the hallmark of a great band, that they now are and this debut provides evidence for at the outset. A whole lot darker these days than on this rather more sunnily disposed set, this record, replete with three bonus tracks, does also show the scorched romanticism, dead-end dreams and social discord amidst the L.A. streets and world at large that litter their more recent albums (like current album THE GREAT DIVIDE), such as Plastic Roses, Voices In The Night and Freedom.

-Stu Gibson

McQueen
Break The Silence
Demolition

Brighton (UK) femme foursome McQueen slay scuzzy L.A. riffs, strip ‘em down and shove ‘em full of gristle that’d’a caused half the hairdo posers to leave town to risk their early retirement in Glambangsville, Arkansas, before gutting ‘em on metallic mosh-pop skewers that makes them relevant to post-grunge hoodie-hardcore kids. Like they’re exorcising the nightmare of being played Vixen, Phantom Blue and Lita Ford by their elder sisters but looking around their own teenage wastelands saw Courtney Love and were equally sick by her media whoring and the angry bitch clichés and crummy caterwauling of over-hyped shite like Kittie, they mash up a loada hair-pulling on Neurotic and Dirt and only really let up for a bit of air on single The Line Went Dead and the title track mid-way through. Quite probably set for hugeness considering pop nuggets like Numb, but that doesn’t leave a better taste as they seem perfectly angled to a certain demographic designed to cover all bases without being as extreme as they at times can suggest on the best moments.

-Stu Gibson  

Hanoi Rocks
Street Poetry
Demolition

Hanoi continue their reformation blues, following 2005’s Another Hostile Takeover. Thirteen tales told through the eyes of survivors, tigers couldn’t tear down the walls of their hearts, though their spring-bed of utterly carefree frolicking classics like Oriental Beat is, perhaps naturally, replaced with a cheery cynicism that rolls the boogie on Highwired and Stones-y strut of Power Of Persuasion without descending to Aerosmith style balladry. Though you think good Hanoi can be got, and kept, down? – This One’s For Rock’n’Roll, Powertrippin’ will disabuse doubters of the Some tassled, tousled glimmers of their halcyon daze still linger on the title track and Fashion’s elegantly un-satiated Andy McCoy riff. Where opener Hypermobile takes some of the grit GN’R added to their own admitted Hanoi influence a la You Could Be Mine the T-Rex / E Street Band doo-wop Teenage Revolution displays the glorious galavanting with song-forms they once showed on Malibu Beach (Calypso), and Worth Your Weight In Gold and Tootin’ Star (a certified Harmonica Mike Monroe raver) stand up, shoulder to shoulder centre-stage at the mic and help cast the rather awful seventies Stone’s suck-a-thon that is Transcendental Groove to the shadows. Anyway, even weaker moments like Walkin’ Away wouldn’t, couldn’t and shouldn’t see these fate-defying rockers shy away from flicking fingers at destiny for a fair while yet.  

Fashion is also out as a single with a rather fine, fume-guzzling romp through Dave EdmundsTrouble Boys and vids of the A-side and Boulevard Of Broken Dreams live with Monroe’s ‘I’m me, I’m clean and I feel great closer’. Fair enough.

- Stu Gibson

The Sheepdogs
Trying to Grow
(dunno, look it up)

You know, it’s funny, because the dudes in The Sheepdogs actually look like sheepdogs, with their shaggy hair and beards. You are what you play, I guess, and what The Sheepdogs play is countrified blues n’ roll that recalls creaky old porches in dust bowl towns, an organic fusion of Southern harmony and classic vibe, a long and orange horizon of organ, slide guitar, and a sweeping melancholy, like The Rolling Stones meets The Allman Brothers or something. They fit right alongside their fellow Canadian traveling brethren Lions in the Street and My Shaky Jane, and despite the ice that covers the country half the year, it’s actually nice and warm inside by the fire with a bottle of hooch and man’s best friend, your trusty old pooch, the sheepdog.

-Jeff

Red Limo
Soulful Attack
www.myspace.com/redlimo

I like these dudes because, unlike a good number of rock bands, they have brains. How do I know this? Because although they released “Soulful Attack” on 7” vinyl, they ALSO released it on CD, and they sent both to me. You see, they’re hip enough to know that even though hipster douchebags like me will tell you we prefer wax, most of the time we are too lazy to actually spin it. And they are right. I’m listening to the CD version as we speak, even though I fuckin’ like the vinyl version way better. Really, I do. Anyway, the music? Primitive, spooked, bare-bones power-pop, with a couple fingers dipped into the punk rock well and maybe a secret affection for the Banana Splits. I’m pretty sure the guitarist plays his solos on one string and the drummer sounds like he’s beating on old paperbacks. They’re like the Honeymoon Killers locked in a room with only “The Best of the 1910 Fruitgum Company”, some Big Star rehearsal tapes, and an old Midnight Records catalog from 1986 to keep them occupied. There was never any doubt in my mind that Red Limo was from New York. They  positively stink of it. In a good way, of course.

-Sleaze

High Voltage
High Voltage

Now this is exciting. What we’ve got here are five not-quite-legal upstarts from Steel Town, Canada with long hair and mirrored shades hammering out vintage, big-balled arena rock songs that pay genuine homage to every single Golden God that ever tossed a television out of hotel room window. If they were old enough to drive they’d be crashing their cars, if they were old enough to drink they’d be diving off rooftops into swimming pools, and if they were old enough to know what love was they’d be breaking hearts. I don’t know how or when they found the right records growing up, but they fucking found them, Jack – Alice Cooper, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Motley Crue – and they wore the hell out of ‘em by the sounds of it. The 70s swagger and 80s glitter dripping off of this five song debut is impressive considering they’re a product of the 90s. Ok, so I’ve beat the age thing to death, but come on, how great is it to hear a young band playing REAL rock n’ roll and not that plastic, fashion mullet clone drone that’s sweeping the nation these days? They’ve been name dropped by Eric 13 (Sex Slaves), and with dudes like Sean Kelly (Crash Kelly), Nick Walsh (ex-Slik Toxic), and Ky Anto (Robin Black) stepping up to twirl knobs on this EP, there’s no mistaking the excitement here. They’re good now, and they’re just gonna get better.

-Jeff

The Impossible Ones
Vs. The World
May Cause Dizziness Records

Well, it’s got plenty Misfits monster-mash, a little wobbly pyschobilly, a touch of hardcore ferocity (80’s version, not the modern metal-ly bullshit), the usual macabre sense of humor (“Met her by the cemetery, coulda sworn that she was dead”), bratty teen-punk vocals, a Theremin…you know, all the things that make like worth leaving. Not exactly a brand new witch’s brew, but horror-rock junkies will eat up like eye of newt. Or whatever gross shit you freaks like to eat.

-Sleaze

Hermano
…Into the Exam Room
Suburban/Soulfood

Well, Sleaze (and probably most of you) will be happy to know that we’ve finally arrived at the point where John Garcia is now the Hermano dude, not the ex-Kyuss dude. Don’t get me wrong, I like Kyuss, but I liked Unida better, and since that horse has been put out to pasture, it’s high time we all got hip to the mighty boss blast of Hermano. This is their third full-length, so it is official – no more side project status for these brothers, even if they still play in other bands (Supafuzz, Disengage, and Earshot). With Hermano, it’s like Unida is still alive and well, only they’re playing everything in the middle of the desert, coyotes circling and vultures swirling, the hot and heavy fuzz of their monster riffs breaking the dusty ground beneath their tired feet and swallowing them whole. Into the Exam Room follows form, and with the exception of a few beautifully haunting mellow cuts, everything on this album is huge, from the raucous riff fest of opener “Kentucky” to the fist pumping anthems “Left Side Bleeding” and “Our Desert Home” to the mountain shaking throw down of “Don’t Call Your Mama”. But that’s just how Hermano plays their cards my friends, and with each consecutive release they seem to move away from the stoner side of things toward full-tilt space boogie mayhem, taking the sonic, shamanistic vibe of The Cult and the world eating appetite of Monster Magnet with them. Another brilliant effort from that ex-Kyuss…I mean, Hermano dude.

-Jeff

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