(Go Kart) www.gokartrecords.com
Aiming to cream your teenage daughter's jeans and piss on corporate radio mainstream, Brothers Of Conquest are in operation with their new album, "All The Colors Of Darkness." All under alias names, The Rock 'N Roll Outlaw, backed by Ian Spiders, Tony Rivers, ZZ Priest, and Rodney Roads together elicit pure, solid rock reminiscing 80's metal, rooting back with their Viking and Vahalla ancestors such as Motorhead. Large, and in charge, these brothers formed shortly after the departed Hookers last tour, "Blood Over Germany." Ransacking through their practice bins of barns and Electric Co. warehouses all over Kentucky, Brothers Of Conquest are now prepared to lay their holocaustic rock worldwide. All they need now is a ride. If your into the screechin' tire skid marks the late Zeke left in the wind, you'll worship these hardnosed hellions. I break it out on those days when my only light for a cigarette left is the toaster. Days for when I'm begging the lazy-ass landlord with eviction notice over. The time when all the thoughts in my head are of darkness. Luckily, I now own this album to remind me that the epitome of wrath is not even nearly half way over! - Smutstrutter