Volume
- Requesting Permission to Land 
(Highbeam) www.highbeammusic.net
Three, two, one, smoke! Awww! Yet another solar smoking spasm of space rock has launched into atmosphere of aggravated, assault-rape rock. Luckily for me, I have these guys to sit back and watch them burn. Would you like to know what Volume could do to a bunch of rowed, buffed up boneheads? Within one weeze of their distorted, carbon monoxide clogged lungs Volume could huff and puff their brick suburbs to rust. I refuse to watch MTV's Cribs of Linkin Park's home, knowing the only media coverage Volume are getting are within the traffic cameras when caught speeding in their vans. If there lies a purpose in my life other than listening to these distorted ritualizing fuzz busters, it is to seize this hypocrisy. Death to corporate radio! - Smutstrutter