THE OFFBEATS - Dumb Looks Still Free (Smog Veil)
Resurrected right outta the fetid, stinking trenches of the early/mid 80's Cleveland hardcore jungle and also recently recovered from amongst the trash in the bowels of ma dirty filthy upstairs basement room almost a year after it was lost in a hurried flat move, hurling stuff in the back of a van dodging dodgy landlord, this could herald a spin off from gigs from hell in being recordings from hell. In the nicely self-deprecating sleevenotes by leader Tom Miller lie tales of drummers learning songs the day, sorry night, before recording by playing air drums to rehearsal tapes, before promptly quitting, the age old one of clueless engineers in squalid suburban studios not getting the drift at all and the other eternal one of the endless revolving door of band members...The songs, mostly unreleased - and in the main with good reason, tho I do dig on the whole idea of putting out the entire recorded trawls and travails of some obscure band - are a dizzy rush of manic popcorepunk - at times so fast it sounds like Pinky and Perky backing Pete Shelley in a surrealist Buzzcocks. Why Do You Hang Out? cuts a particularly fine dash, a rampant frazzled vitriolic mess of a tune in there bursting out at the seams. Elsewhere, there's snatches of DK / Bad Religion type stuff and even slight hints of The Replacements. See, a song like Fuck You Doug meeting the rather splendido Out Of Breath is reminiscent of Westerberg's spinning from one extreme to the other from off the cuff slamdunk thrash to teen angst yearning. Unfortunately, between a few minor gems there's a lot of pointless gurning, so unless you're a total obsessive collector anorak of obscure 80's hardcore t(h)rash (and Miller kinda suspects that to be the case of any of you buying this) then you are reliably informed that you should borrow this from your unsuspecting chum who still thinks it was a great idea to reissue Pagans stuff complete with shitty live stuff on, and knock yerself together a cool little EP or even a jaunty mini album. That'll be all.